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I don't know how you found that Zoo but thank you.
I still think it's a dirty trick by Amazon though.

Now to check my bank account to see if they took money out.
I read while cancelling that they will refund any money taken after cancelling

Go into Amazon

in your account "My Prime" should have a drop down menu
& then there should be a cancel trial option

EDIT

They won't take any money until the months trial is up

Quote: Ronald S @ 18th November 2016, 10:38 AM

I don't know how you found that Zoo but thank you.
I still think it's a dirty trick by Amazon though.

Now to check my bank account to see if they took money out.
I read while cancelling that they will refund any money taken after cancelling

In haste I did this a couple of years ago, but Amazon are very good at putting things right if it was not what you wanted, and as Steve says, they will not take any money until the trial is up so you have plenty of time to cancel and come out of it.

Just don't panic! :)

TTPMO literally!

Button flies!

If you need a wee it's easy to whip down a zip. However with a button fly it's not that convenient.

Quote: Chappers @ 21st November 2016, 8:36 PM

TTPMO literally!

Button flies!

If you need a wee it's easy to whip down a zip. However with a button fly it's not that convenient.

WTF! When was the last time you bought a pair of trousers with a button fly!?!?!?!
Of course, if you will shop in Savile Row what do you expect.

A lot of my Levi jeans have button fly's. You need the strength of 10 to fasten them when they are new.

Quote: Ronald S @ 22nd November 2016, 4:46 PM

A lot of my Levi jeans have button fly's. You need the strength of 10 to fasten them when they are new.

Maybe you should ask some people to help you do and undo them.

Not complaining........And never a trapped cock.

Quote: Chappers @ 22nd November 2016, 7:40 PM

Maybe you should ask some people to help you do and undo them.

That reminds me of the very funny Smith and Jones sketch where one of them is a attendant in a very posh toilet and the other comes in to use the urinal, so the attendant stands behind him and undoes his fly and chats to him as he has his slash, and then shakes it off when he has finished his pee. Laughing out loud

(can't find it on YouTube and can't remember which way round the parts were played)

And there's this one from Not the Nineo'clock News.
A punk and his zips.

https://youtu.be/eJEHsOBZtik

Fit old people.Smug bastards.

Quote: wigwam willy @ 23rd November 2016, 11:54 PM

Fit old people.Smug bastards.

I'm an old unfit people. Am I pardoned?

Quote: wigwam willy @ 23rd November 2016, 11:54 PM

Fit old people.Smug bastards.

In what context are you using the term Fit?

As in Joan Collins or Arlene Philips?

Quote: keewik @ 23rd November 2016, 11:57 PM

I'm an old unfit people. Am I pardoned?

Pardon you.

Quote: keewik @ 23rd November 2016, 11:57 PM

I'm an old unfit people. Am I pardoned?

So am I.
Hence (old person's word) the comment.

Carnt

The spelling of Can't.

I'm really not a spelling Nazi and I have long since given up on peoples misuse of there, their and they're.
They are just never going to get it.
But 'carnt' jangles with me every time I see it.

It's not as if it is an occasional misspelling.
On all the social websites and forums it seems to be written that way more than the correct way.
And woe betide that you should correct someone. You will open the gates of wrath on yourself.
'shut up you moron, as long as it's readable it's ok' etc (and usually a couple of 'knob head's thrown in for good measure)

I have to take the attitude that they didn't want to listen at school and they certainly don't want to listen now . :)

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