I'd beat all these world records for men over 95...easily. In fact, I could beat up the bloke in the article, I'd give him two black eyes...etc. He doesn't impress me at all.
By the way, that reminds me of the touring Shaolin monks who showed their fighting skills to the world some years ago. I always thought I could beat up the oldest and the youngest member of the bunch. At the same time if necessary. It's like kicking the shit out of Gandalf and little Lord Fauntleroy.
Pity the old guy isn't in a wheelchair then you could ridicule that...
Quote: Frankie Rage @ 15th September 2016, 1:39 PMPity the old guy isn't in a wheelchair then you could ridicule that...
I think I probably would. I'd say something like: "I'd easily beat his wheelchair lap times in my Ferrari Testarossa and give him the v-sign while doing it..."
Irony doesn't seem to be your forté.
Quote: George Kaplan @ 15th September 2016, 2:09 PM
"I'll take the one with the glasses, Stan"
Bye bye Roger.
I turned the telly on at 6-2 7-6 5-4...he even had a matchpoint a few seconds later. I didn't expect the match to end this way. Not in the slightest. 
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 11th July 2018, 7:10 PMI turned the telly on at 6-2 7-6 5-4...he even had a matchpoint a few seconds later. I didn't expect the match to end this way. Not in the slightest.
Shame.He's a true sportsman.
Gordon? GORDON???????????????????
