Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 5th September 2016, 9:15 PMHell, yes!
Someone agrees with me on something. Better lower my standards.
Mel C is my ultimate dream boat, and she doesn't have to fellate sledgehammers to prove it.
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In the 80s I was in love with the Irish singer comedienne Rose Marie.
She had everything; a stunning figure, beautiful, witty and a dirty laugh.
I saw a recent picture of her and she will be about 60 now, and she is still gorgeous.
Quote: Ronald S @ 7th September 2016, 12:28 PMIn the 80s I was in love with the Irish singer comedienne Rose Marie.
She had everything; a stunning figure, beautiful, witty and a dirty laugh.I saw a recent picture of her and she will be about 60 now, and she is still gorgeous.
I don't know about Leaving the World BEHIND....
The funny thing is there was this vibe going round that Mel C was the unattractive one. She made me physically weak at the kness so I just assumed it was personal taste... Later I discovered approximately 843206 other guys who, ahem, felt the same way. Much later I discovered the hilarious truth: the whole 'Mel-ain't-fanciable' myth was based on a survey.. Carried out... On... Readers of 'The Sun'. Barameters of taste and style everywhere.
Joe Wicks. Sorry about all the flesh on display, but it was the only one I could find with the man bun.
Very funny on Celebrity Juice last night, if a bit of a plonker.
Quote: zooo @ 9th September 2016, 12:01 PMJoe Wicks. Sorry about all the flesh on display, but it was the only one I could find with the man bun.
Surely the British electorate could find common ground and support the return of hanging for the grievous offense of wearing a man ban?
Man buns are very sexy on the right men. So, no!
Quote: zooo @ 9th September 2016, 5:03 PMMan buns are very sexy on the right men.
Absolutely untrue, and I shall prove it.
If this photo of a man bun on a highly trained athlete is not sexy, then you are a racist, a body shamer, and/or a horrible person who makes fun of people with skin conditions.
You have put him in the who do you fancy thread, so I wouldn't dream of insulting him and hurting your feelings.
Quote: zooo @ 9th September 2016, 5:45 PMYou have put him in the who do you fancy thread, so I wouldn't dream of insulting him and hurting your feelings.
I 
moobs.
Just concentrate on his boobs and his stomach: doesn't this area look a bit like Jabba The Hutt?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 9th September 2016, 7:34 PMJust concentrate on his boobs and his stomach: doesn't this area look a bit like Jabba The Hutt?
It does! 
Next time I get an unwanted boner I shall think of that.
Back on Mel... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3783539/Wannabe-Spice-Girl-BBC-plans-talent-amateur-join-Scary-Ginger-Baby-stage-singing-skills-presumably-optional.html. I'm gonna apply. Watch Posh at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5CM7RzlhgQ - I could do that.
Sporty, Baby, Ginger, Scary, Fat Socially Inept Manic Depressive Sarcastic W---er Alcoholic Bespectacled Balding B-----d Spice. Got a ring to it.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 12th September 2016, 2:37 PMNext time I get an unwanted boner I shall think of that.
Back on Mel... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3783539/Wannabe-Spice-Girl-BBC-plans-talent-amateur-join-Scary-Ginger-Baby-stage-singing-skills-presumably-optional.html. I'm gonna apply. Watch Posh at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5CM7RzlhgQ - I could do that.
Sporty, Baby, Ginger, Scary, Fat Socially Inept Manic Depressive Sarcastic W---er Alcoholic Bespectacled Balding B-----d Spice. Got a ring to it.
Cover photo and article about Mel C in today's Mail on Sunday magazine.
Why I turned down millions to rejoin the Spice Girls!