Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
Let's All Play A Game Page 1,365
Mama Weer All Crazee Now - Slade
Mama, I'm Coming Home - Ozzy Osbourne
Come on home - Everything but the girl
Home Of The Brave - Toto
My Brave Face - McCartney and Costello
My Fist Your Face - Aerosmith
Poker Face - Lady Gaga
Radio Gaga - Queen
Radio sweetheart - Elvis Costello
I heard some jokes today from my downstairs neighbor:
He used to live in a car so take it easy on him.
What do you call a wiener dog trying to catch a train with a trick? A Neandrathal
I lived with a carpenter. He woke up in the middle of the night complaining of a cold ass. I said, "Did you build that with a shovel?"
He said, "No I'm shiving not shoveling."
Here's another one from Joshlea.
My neighbor came back from his Safari van complaining of a bad smell. I was in the middle of a dish of shepherd's pie fresh from the oven. I said well maybe its my ganglea splankton. He said, "well you should close your mouth." I said, "mmm mmm mmmmmm." (He couldn't hear me because I had closed my mouth.) "Speak up," he says. I opened my mouth. "Would you like some pie before I throw it away?" "Absolutely," he retorts.
Radio Free Europe - R.E.M.
I once met a girl named Bonnie Priest. When I walked in the bar, there she was at a table in the corner. I walked over to the table and sat down, but as I did she rushed to the floor almost spilling a drink. "What are you doing down there?" I asked her as she bumped up against my pant leg. "I'm afraid of eye contact," she replied. "Well I followed your eyes all the way from the door to your table," I responded, "now get out from under there so I can get better acquainted." "No," she replied, "not you. That girl over there."
The girl had no shoes on and stood on top of the table. "No need to be afraid. In fact, she's afraid of foot contact."
I took my wife to the store. As soon as I walked in, I produced an envelope as thick as a squirrel's head. "Choose anything." I told her. She walked straight to the counter and said, "I'll take anything." The clerk responded with a confused grimace. "No, honey you can have all," I told her. "Ok, give me it all." The clerk reached underneath the counter and pushed the security button. After a while, I caught on and grabbed my wife's arm. "No! Clerk just give me a pack of Pall Malls."
The Spirit Of Radio - Rush
A rush and a push and the land is ours - The Smiths