American Dad- Don't Quote it at work

One big word of warning- DON'T QUOTE AMERICAN DAD AT WORK!!!

I got talking about it with my colleagues at work today and I was reminded of a certain quote from 'Stan of Arabia- Part 1' When Stan gives the speech at his bosses party, he says: You know our boss prides himself in knowing everything- well he didn't know his Mum had cancer until it was too late'

I quoted this today at work which made a woman working in my office run out crying. Everyone has been giving me strange looks in the office all day. IT'S NOT GOOD.

Made some one cry at work with issue 4 of Bizarre magazine.

It had a picture of guy with a pound of fishing weights inserted into the body of his penis, a vibrator, a torch, and a musical box.

All I said was he must have a glow in the dark, musical, vibrating penis full of fishing weights.

There was also a picture of a guy who'd split his penis in two, so it had two working tips.

Hooray for Bizarre.

Quote: sootyj @ March 4, 2008, 4:19 PM

There was also a picture of a guy who'd split his penis in two, so it had two working tips.

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1. Don't eat the yellow snow.

2. Don't eat the other yellow snow.

sootyj, your parents should be ashamed.

Jack, woops! Tip for you though: don't watch American Dad. It's not funny.

It was a damn fine issue number 4, I have them all in my lair.

What have my parents ever done to be ashamed of? I'm a self created man.

I felt particularly bad, when that particular colleague (who I got on with very well). Had to see her pastor, for forgiveness for gazing upon the doom cock.

I loved Bizarre when it was all serial killers, body modification, and drug abuse. None of this namby pamby fetish models, and nudity rubbish. Have often thought I'd make a fine Victorian gentleman in a stove pipe hat, wandering Zoos, colonies, Bedlams, and SLums poking the misfortunate with my walking stick, giving them pennies to dance, and embalming or pickling the most outlandish.

Yes I'd pick them up, but I like my Bizarre fresh, and I have to wait a week or so. Hate to say it Griff, but it's got way softer in it's old age. They never have graphic sex change operation photos any more, and hardly any serial killer interviews. The great thing is it's not prurient they really care about what they write. Mind you my old drunken Korean flat mate Kim, would always say when he thought I was talking shite.

"Where you get that from eh, Bizzara, bastard,"

Quote: Aaron @ March 4, 2008, 4:40 PM

Jack, woops! Tip for you though: don't watch American Dad. It's not funny.

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Big woops- I find American Dad extremely funny.

Big woops indeed.

It's not that good, but like boil in the bag curry, sometimes it's enought to satisfy. I mean it's an inferior Family Guy clone, which is an inferior Simpsons clone, but you know it's not terrible.

Any one remember Rex the Runt, or Rockos Modern Life.

Quote: sootyj @ March 4, 2008, 5:35 PM

Rockos Modern Life.

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Quote: sootyj @ March 4, 2008, 5:35 PM

It's not that good, but like boil in the bag curry, sometimes it's enought to satisfy.

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Quote: sootyj @ March 4, 2008, 5:35 PM

Any one remember Rex the Runt, or Rockos Modern Life.

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Figaro Figaro Figaro Figaaaarooooo! Spaghetti.

Just having a chat with a workmate who says he upset the same woman when he said 'There is no such thing as Rape. It's just surprise Sex'

LOL