Will Cam has a pet spider called 'Shorty' and a pet fly called 'Rambo' why he has these pets or has named them as such is all a mystery which no one can be arsed to fathom.
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Frankie Rage's tenure as President of the Hampton Wick garden allotment society sadly, draws to a close amidst accusations of sexual innuendo in his new book "Getting the most out of your Carrot" and a looming court appearance concerning a public order offence over improper use of an oddly shaped turnip.
Hildegard Titweavil is a well known gorilla forum mangler and is currently constructing a covert version of the BCG to work on a 1970's red GPO 746 Rotary Dial telephone. The clique section will still be accessible by tapping the cradle switchook repeatedly.
playfull had one major achievement whilst working as a young telecommunications engineer at the GPO back in the 70's.
His design of the switch cradle on the world famous crimson coloured 746 was the highlight of his many years with the company.
A fact he continues to remind everyone of at every opportunity, unfortunately.
Hildegard Titweavil was the third member of Jedweavil.
Big Jack was named after the flag that represents all four countries of the United Kingdom. Strangely it is less well known than the Union Jack which omits Wales.
A.H. (As he's known on the back of toilet doors) recently registered himself as a data controller for LEGO.
Will Cam was named with the Scottish police call signs after the place where they found him as a baby
Big Jack tours the lowlands of Essex promoting jugged hare.
Will Cam and Big Jack are really co-joined identical twins. The are joined at the bum, facing away from each other. This works well for them in terms of looking where they are going and where they have been but not regarding big meals.
Frankie Rage's horticultural career suffered a further setback last week when he was carried off the set of "The Great British Bake-off".
His persistent mowing of the lawn around Mary Berry whenever she moved resulted in disapproval from both staff and celebrities.
Mr Paul Hollywood commented....."Mary's left hook has caught a few people by surprise this series."
Hildegard Titweavil has an underwear fetish. She leaves her dirty undies hanging on other peoples washing lines. She creeps out in the dead of night to do this and will often return to the scene of the crime in daylight and say, "Well, I never..." and "Can anybody direct me to Azerbaijan.."
Frankie was married to famous world war 2 chanteuse and barrage balloon Lotte Himmler. After honeymooning in Argentina and accidentaly annexing the Sudetenland they were last seen boarding a train to Baden Baden with a Toulouse Lautrec look a like and a balloon seller from Petrograd
After seeing his photo, Mike Myers based Dr Evil on Muddlecombe.
Beaky is in fact the real basis of the character Captain Beaky which Keith Michelle made famous in the seventies song, I have heard rumours that hissing Sid was based on Renegade Carpark