tony kay
Monday 22nd August 2016 8:04pm
92 posts
They've just opened a support group for gay lumberjacks. Its called
Fruits of the forest.
I just got a PM from the dating site plentyoffish.com. It said (your plaice or mine).
Insert other fishy puns between the brackets if you wish.
My friend is so stupid, even his phone is smarter than him.
My drug dealer wanted to set up a website where his clients could order small quantities and get their drugs straight away.
I had to tell him instagram was already taken.
My conspiracy website was so paranoid it needed to be hosted on a medicated server.
My drug dealer is so stupid when the salvation armyh came round selling poppies he asked if they had any seeds.
I am so bad at finding the right person. I was advised to do online dating so I subscribed to google calendar.