Congrats.
Weight? Pics?
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Quote: sootyj @ 24th July 2016, 2:10 PM BSTCDongratulations.
What are you calling her? Benjalina? Or Benice?
How about Benoncé?
Quote: Ben @ 24th July 2016, 1:35 PM BSTBen now has a daughter.
Congrats, Dad!
Quote: George Kaplan @ 24th July 2016, 3:01 PM BST
How about Benoncé?
Booyah!
Bennifer Banniston?
Congrats Ben! Welcome to insomnia 
Quote: Ben @ 24th July 2016, 1:35 PM BSTBen now has a daughter.
Sincere congratulations! And as you are probably too young to remember this old wife's tale - "A man is not a man until he has had a daughter born to him" Take that whatever way you want.........
Quote: Ben @ 24th July 2016, 1:35 PM BSTBen now has a daughter.
Yes, congrats from me too!
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 24th July 2016, 5:15 PM BSTWelcome to insomnia
That's in Sicily, innit? Yes, beautiful little place!
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 24th July 2016, 2:55 PM BSTWeight? Pics?
Favourite Alan Partridge episode?
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 24th July 2016, 2:55 PM BSTWeight?
I suppose we could guess? 7.5 pounds?
Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 24th July 2016, 9:35 PM BSTI suppose we could guess? 7.5 pounds?
Well my next door neighbour recently gave birth to an 11 pound 9 ounce boy. She's certainly a tall person.
Ouch.
But she's still alive.
Quote: Ben @ 24th July 2016, 1:35 PM BSTBen now has a daughter.
Does the mother know?
Congratulations Ben, boy you have no idea what life will be like from now on.
Strumpet
Hey keewik what do people in Glesgae say when you tell them your over 14?
Quote: keewik @ 24th July 2016, 11:37 PM BSTBut she's still alive and still got some of her teeth!
Bastards eh, what a sack of bastards.