Wow, I've finally reached the point where the real world is so depressing that I can't take watching depressing TV anymore. Goodbye soaps!
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Ben is lazing back.
But he has to go do the washing up.
And put the rubbish out.
All he wants to do is laze.
FML
Quote: zooo @ 19th July 2016, 7:33 PM BSTWow, I've finally reached the point where the real world is so depressing that I can't take watching depressing TV anymore. Goodbye soaps!
I got to that stage about 10 years ago - although I didn't start until I was about 20.
Quote: Ben @ 19th July 2016, 9:00 PM BSTBen is lazing back.
But he has to go do the washing up.
And put the rubbish out.
All he wants to do is laze.
FML
I suppose that's best if you're about to give birth/have just given birth.
Quote: Chappers @ 20th July 2016, 7:07 PM BSTI suppose that's best if you're about to give birth/have just given birth.
Ben requires gas and air.
Quote: Ben @ 19th July 2016, 9:00 PM BSTBen is lazing back.
But he has to go do the washing up.
And put the rubbish out.
All he wants to do is laze.
FML
Put the washing up in the rubbish, then put it out and halve Ben's work load.
Also doesn't doing everything in the third person use up more energy?
Quote: sootyj @ 21st July 2016, 10:48 AM BSTAlso doesn't doing everything in the third person use up more energy?
Maybe he has a Robot to do all the hard work for him - including his posts on here.
Ben now has a daughter.
Wow. Congratulations!
Does she have a name?
Congrats! When is her first haircut?
Congratulations!
CDongratulations.
What are you calling her? Benjalina? Or Benice?
CONGRATULATIONS, Ben!
Quote: Chappers @ 21st July 2016, 2:19 PM BSTMaybe he has a Robot to do all the hard work for him - including his posts on here.
I thought most people used their robots for masturbation and washing up?
