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Quote: keewik @ 12th July 2016, 12:04 AM BST

Does anybody else find the Citroen advert a bit pervy? The girl in the bus shelter looks about 13.

You're getting old!

She is a kid, she looks about 12.
But what's pervy about it? He's not trying to shag her. Eh?

Quote: zooo @ 12th July 2016, 6:28 PM BST

She is a kid, she looks about 12.
But what's pervy about it? He's not trying to shag her. Eh?

Is that ad where the bloke drives away the car in the poster? Otherwise I've got no idea because one car is the same as any other to me.

Quote: zooo @ 12th July 2016, 6:28 PM BST

She is a kid, she looks about 12.
But what's pervy about it? He's not trying to shag her. Eh?

I feel there's an implication that he wouldn't mind the chance.

Quote: Chappers @ 12th July 2016, 7:38 PM BST

Is that ad where the bloke drives away the car in the poster? Otherwise I've got no idea because one car is the same as any other to me.

Yes. The only way I know the car is because I memorised the name so I could make the post.

Ewww. Ya dirty minded bugger. :D
To me, it's just some kid thinking 'Ooh, the car was real and not a poster,' and him thinking 'Yeah, look at me, I'm some kind of cool David Blaine motherf**ker.'

If that's even the ad we're talking about.

It is, but it's not the car he's leering at. If you set up a male/female thing, it immediately implies they connect.

But not if one of them's a little kid!

You wouldn't have thought that if she was 5, so where's the cut off point?

Quote: zooo @ 13th July 2016, 12:24 AM BST

But not if one of them's a little kid!

You wouldn't have thought that if she was 5, so where's the cut off point?

Ask a Premier League footballer - or rather an EX-Premier League footballer.

Quote: zooo @ 12th July 2016, 10:20 PM BST

I'm some kind of cool David Blaine ................ motherf**ker.'

>_< Oh zooo, I am most disappointed. :(

My neighbor works on the North Slope of Alaska and commutes between there and Texas every 2 weeks. Last night we were drinking beer and discussing the fact that all Alaskans are absolutely crazy. Today this video showed up on Facebook and proved the point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbMYzMUu06Q

I want to spend the next 4th of July in Glacier View, AK.

Quote: DaButt @ 13th July 2016, 3:35 PM BST

My neighbor works on the North Slope of Alaska and commutes between there and Texas every 2 weeks. Last night we were drinking beer and discussing the fact that all Alaskans are absolutely crazy. Today this video showed up on Facebook and proved the point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbMYzMUu06Q

I want to spend the next 4th of July in Glacier View, AK.

Love it! :D

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th July 2016, 12:01 PM BST

>_< Oh zooo, I am most disappointed. :(

Because I said such a jolly rude word?
Or because I made it sound like I think David Blaine is cool. (He's not.)

Quote: zooo @ 13th July 2016, 4:27 PM BST

Because I said such a jolly rude word?
Or because I made it sound like I think David Blaine is cool. (He's not.)

Probably because it's a (rude) Americanism.

Ah. Well I was referencing David Blaine. Who is American.

And I bet he's f**ked a few mothers in his time so technically Zooo is spot on with that one.

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