sootyj
Sunday 10th July 2016 7:25pm [Edited]
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Quote: Will Cam @ 10th July 2016, 7:52 PM BST
I retired 5 weeks ago, so I no longer have any blues on a Sunday.
I thoroughly reccomend it.
Our Will Cam is staggering back into his fancy 2 room hovel with out door faccilities.
Our Will Cam
Woman I have finally bloody packed it in, I've retired! Time to sup on the generous teet that Welsh bastard in that London has laid on for us working folk.
Mrs Our Will Cam
Thou idle bastard you've never had a job in thy idle life!
Our Will Cam
Why yon great ingrate, there was that time Bucks Fizz took off their skirts on that telly box, I worked up quite a sweat. And we had to listen to Terry Wogan describing it on next door's wireless through the wall.
Mrs Our Will Cam.
But your only bleeding 19 how can you retire?
Our Will Cam
Aye I was the oldest person in t'dole office, what with other folk been carried away pit collapses, rickets or being devoured by Peter Kay.
Mrs Our Will Cam and Our Will Cam Together.
All hail our dark lord and master, Garlic bread be thy name!
Our Will Cam
Aye I've got a job on t'side though, that Ken Loach was in t'dole office and he's going to make a documentary about my pitiful life.
Mrs Our Will Cam
What a coincidence so does yon whippett Sootyj got a job, as a benefits fraud assessor. What was that about yon illegal job?
Our Will Cam
Ooyah! There goes my benefits! Turned out shite again!
Pull back to reveal Our Will Cam's faithful whippet Sootyj has bitten Our Will Cam on his idle arse.