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Carry On Doctors - Who would you cast?

As something a bit lighter with all this EU referendum, but very British with the news that there to be two new Carry On films, had a go at assembling a decent cast.
Here's mine. Interested in who you'd cast?

Original: Today's equivalent
Sid James Vic Reeves or Lee Mack
Bernard Breslaw Bob Mortimer or Nick Frost or Tim Vine
Hattie Jacques Ruth Jones or Dawn French or Jo Brand or Katy Brand
Barbara Windsor Sheridan Smith
Joan Sim Catherine Tate
Kenneth Williams Michael Sheen channeling his Kenneth or Chris Barrie
Jim Dale Jack Whitehall or Martin Freeman
Jack Dunn Vic Reeves or Lee Evans
Terry Scott Peter Kay
Charles Hawtrey Simon Amstell or Rowan Atkinson
Kenneth Connor Count Arthur Strong
Peter Butterworth. Rob Brydon
Patsy Rowlands Sarah Millican or Miranda Hart

Patsy Rowlands - Rosie Cavaliero
Bernard Bresslaw - Joe Wilkinson

I'm not sure which parts but I think you'd have to have some of the Green Wingers such as Michelle Gomez, Pippa Haywood and Mark Heap.

You'd need beauties like Kelly Brook and hunks akin to Louis Theroux.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 10th July 2016, 5:01 PM BST

You'd need hunks akin to Louis Theroux.

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You mean like Charles Hawtrey?

I can imagine people like Morgana Robinson and maybe Greg Davies turning up in it.

James Cotter as himself
Barbara Windsor as Jon Pertwee.

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