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And a weekly delivery of coal, from a coal man. A stubbley 30ish year old who has to wear extra wide trousers. To carry his load.

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:49 AM

thatched roof?

Yes. I loved thatched roofs.

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:49 AM

I want a proper English cottage, Ivy up the brickwork, low beams & rickety stairs. That is what I want.

zooo likes cottaging too.

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:49 AM

I want a proper English cottage, Ivy up the brickwork, low beams & rickety stairs. That is what I want.

Me too. And the big country house/castle. Why must my life be so complex?!

I just want the small cottage. I am not greedy me.

I can tell you now that Ivy up the brickwork is no laughing matter.

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:49 AM

I want a proper English cottage, Ivy up the brickwork, low beams & rickety stairs. That is what I want.

I always thought a proper cottage was located in the far corner of the local park, had plenty of prick work, low lifes and stank of urine and bleach...

kjs

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:17 AM

I want a grand piano.

I'd better warn you Zooo women playing muscial instruments is my biggest turn on Lovey

Quote: KJSmyling @ March 4, 2008, 12:54 AM

I always thought a proper cottage was located in the far corner of the local park, had plenty of prick work, low lifes and stank of urine and bleach...

kjs

Not the one I want.
Actualy a great Aunt of mine, who has no kids, owns a large cottage like that & it is worth almost a million pounds. I want it, but I think she is leaving it to the National Trust.

Quote: ajp29 @ March 4, 2008, 12:54 AM

I'd better warn you Zooo women playing muscial instruments is my biggest turn on Lovey

I play guitar. Hubba Bubba AJP for supper!!!!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:57 AM

Actualy a great Aunt of mine, who has no kids, owns a large cottage like that & it is worth almost a million pounds. I want it, but I think she is leaving it to the National Trust.

That bitch! :(

Quote: ajp29 @ March 4, 2008, 12:54 AM

I'd better warn you Zooo women playing muscial instruments is my biggest turn on Lovey

Bella Emberg on a Jews Harp?

kjs

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:57 AM

I play guitar. Hubba Bubba AJP for supper!!!!!!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Laughing out loud I love a girl who can twang and pluck ;)

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:53 AM

I just want the small cottage. I am not greedy me.

I'm not greedy (much). I'd just like to live comfortably. Ok, very comfortably. With rolling hills surrounding my manor house, and a Bentley to drive (if I ever can drive), and ... Yeah.

*sigh*

In the meantime, I make the best use of my National Trust membership that I can.

Quote: Aaron @ March 4, 2008, 12:57 AM

That bitch! :(

Yea!

I prefer to pluck first as I can twang at any time.

Quote: Aaron @ March 4, 2008, 12:59 AM

I'm not greedy (much). I'd just like to live comfortably. Ok, very comfortably. With rolling hills surrounding my manor house, and a Bentley to drive (if I ever can drive), and ... Yeah.

Greedy bastard! But how cool would it be to go down those rolling hills in a go cart though.

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