Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:31 AMCan I borrow this phone?
I will send the video footage to mine then to you. He is here at the weekend!
How many people have you slept with? Page 10
Hurrah!
The viliest boy's name is Dougal.
I would start listing vile names, but I wouldn't want any Waynes or Kevins reading this to be offended!
Oops.
My friends surname is King & she was going to call her son Wayne.
Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:35 AMMy friends surname is King & she was going to call her son Wayne.
Don't tell me you warned her. You could've had a field day.
I had a friend called Peacock and she wanted to call her son Drew.
Quote: David Chapman @ March 4, 2008, 12:36 AMDon't tell me you warned her. You could've had a field day.
Nah she realised herself. Fun spoiling Bitch!
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:31 AMBut then my last name ruins it. I'll have to get a new one.
You can take mine if you like 
Smoooth.
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:31 AMSo, Tarquin Chauncey Rupert Quentin. Fantastic. But then my last name ruins it. I'll have to get a new one.
Walmington-Smythe?
Quote: ian_w @ March 4, 2008, 12:38 AMYou can take mine if you like
Your name is not worthy of the Glorious Leader!
(Translation: Beat me to it, ya bastard. )
Quote: Aaron @ March 4, 2008, 12:41 AM(Translation: Beat me to it, ya bastard.
Your poor poor fiance 
I have a friend who named his daughter Heather Burns. True. I've met a Theresa Green and a Michael Hunt. I know it's hard to believe but its true. A few from school. Real also. Jenna Taylor/Duane Fontella [and the Mindbenders] and a good Welsh name-Rocky Davies.
Quote: Badge @ March 4, 2008, 12:40 AMIs it "Laughs"?
Beat me to it again - I am getting slow.
Quote: ian_w @ March 4, 2008, 12:37 AMI had a friend called Peacock and she wanted to call her son Drew.
I don't believe you!
Years ago at a holiday camp people put their names down for a snooker competition and I wrote one down. When they called out for the bloke no-one turned up.
The name was I McHunt.