Hang on a minute. Isn't this all Off-Topic? You're supposed to say how wonderful I am!
BCGer of the month Page 4
Quote: Chappers @ 29th June 2016, 11:34 PM BSTHang on a minute. Isn't this all Off-Topic? You're supposed to say how wonderful I am!
All right, all right keep your hair on...............OK, you're the most wonderful person on this site, nay the world.
Now f**k off.
Quote: Chappers @ 29th June 2016, 11:34 PM BSTHang on a minute. Isn't this all Off-Topic? You're supposed to say how wonderful I am!
You are not only wonderful but also marvellous, charming, witty and other flattering stuff.
Now please vote for me to win next month.
You mean there's a vote involved here?
I thought it was something to do with that £50 I passed to Steve.
Shhhh
It's a decision by the committee that shall not be named
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 30th June 2016, 11:38 PM BSTShhhh
It's a decision by the committee that shall not be named
The clique moves in mysterious ways. A bit like my bowels.
Quote: Chappers @ 30th June 2016, 10:32 PM BSTYou mean there's a vote involved here?
I thought it was something to do with that £50 I passed to Steve.
He's like a blackmailer - £90 so far I have bunged him and still no mention of when I will be Bugger of the month. "Send me another tenner" he says "and I'll see what I can do at the next clique committee meeting" then nothing. 
I'm desperate! I can't keep on paying out - he's draining me dry. 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 1st July 2016, 10:05 AM BST
I'm desperate! I can't keep on paying out - he's draining me dry.
Let's rebel! How about a 'Not the BCGer of the Month' thread? We could take it in turns to give the award to each other.
What's the prize, a sash and crown?
Quote: Loopey @ 1st July 2016, 11:22 AM BSTLet's rebel! How about a 'Not the BCGer of the Month' thread? We could take it in turns to give the award to each other.
What's the prize, a sash and crown?
... plus a ride around zone 1 in the BCG sedan chair.
Easy one this month
Kenneth gets a special mention but the BCGer of the month for July
is Beaky
Well done that man
but it was my birthday yesterday, doesn't that count for anything?
If I was BCGer of the month I'd fight for World peace and nurse an injured puppy back to health.
Make it a kitten...
Sod the puppies and kittens, endless supplies of chocolate would be on my agenda.