I want a grand piano.
And a massive library.
Time to fess up Page 4
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:17 AMI want a grand piano.
Oh yes yes yes!
I want one so bad. One day, one day!
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:17 AMI want a grand piano.
And a massive library.
Me too. And lots of oak. And fireplaces. And generally exuberant decor!
And a stable boy.
Rogering you roughly in the parlour?
No!! I'm not some kind of animal!
In the drawing room.
Quote: KJSmyling @ March 4, 2008, 12:20 AMI want a grand...
kjs
I just happen to have a few
Quote: bushbaby @ March 4, 2008, 12:28 AMI just happen to have a few
Are you offering a bribe or to pay for sexual favours...?
kjs
Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:28 AMNo!! I'm not some kind of animal!
In the drawing room.
Ah, much more ladylike, yes. I can picture it now. 
Can you? Is the stable boy a younger Lee Mack?
Funny you should say that. He's like, part Lee Mack, part David Tennant. With a tiny (but still manly) hint of John Barrowman's flamboyancy thrown in.
Oh my f**ksy.
I want a proper English cottage, Ivy up the brickwork, low beams & rickety stairs. That is what I want.
thatched roof?