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How many people have you slept with? Page 9

Quote: Aaron @ March 4, 2008, 12:23 AM

I have a cousin called Laura. She's a bit odd. Although I haven't seen her in yeeeears I don't think (despite living just a couple of miles away). Anyway...

Oh no. She's ruined it for all of us. :(

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:21 AM

I like old mens names for little boys. I am weird.

How come you didn't call your son David then?

Quote: Aaron @ March 4, 2008, 12:23 AM

I have a cousin called Laura. She's a bit odd. Although I haven't seen her in yeeeears I don't think (despite living just a couple of miles away). Anyway...

So you and zooo are related.

I would like to give my son the gayest name ever and see what happens.

Chauncey would be in there somewhere. And Rupert.

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:23 AM

Go me!

Tobys and Bens are always nice.

I have never met a Toby. They must avoid me.
Met a few Ben's including a cousin. They were all nice too.

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:25 AM

I would like to give my son the gayest name ever and see what happens.

Chauncey would be in there somewhere. And Rupert.

Laughing out loud

Such a cruel, cruel experiment!

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:25 AM

I would like to give my son the gayest name ever and see what happens.

Chauncey would be in there somewhere. And Rupert.

Laughing out loud
I wanted a gay son. A hairdresser. I tried everything. :(

Aw. There's time yet!

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:26 AM

Laughing out loud
I wanted a gay son. A hairdresser. I tried everything. :(

And then one of them goes and joins up - to be surrounded by fit, virile young men... Hmmm, maybe you did ok?

Charley if you like Ben, and you like Moses, and we know you love David - why not Moses ben David? Noone would ever guess there was Jewish heritage :)

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:25 AM

I would like to give my son the gayest name ever and see what happens.

Chauncey would be in there somewhere. And Rupert.

Tarquin? That sounds both gay AND posh. Best of both worlds.

Quote: Badge @ March 4, 2008, 12:28 AM

And then one of them goes and joins up - to be surrounded by fit, virile young men... Hmmm, maybe you did ok?

Laughing out loud

Yes!!

Tarquin's brilliant.

I love gays

Quote: Badge @ March 4, 2008, 12:28 AM

And then one of them goes and joins up - to be surrounded by fit, virile young men... Hmmm, maybe you did ok?

Heres hoping Laura. He does have some great video footage on his mobile phone. Lots of young muscled men running about naked. Everytime he comes home on leave, I ply him with drink & steal his phone for a bit. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh though. It's my dirty little secret.

Quentin has the benefit of alliteration - Quentin the Queer. A happy school life awaits the young Quentin.

Can I borrow this phone?

So, Tarquin Chauncey Rupert Quentin. Fantastic. But then my last name ruins it. I'll have to get a new one.

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