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How many people have you slept with? Page 7

Chris Martin called his second kid Moses.

(Sorry to ruin it.)

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:07 AM

18 years ago, there was hardly any Jack's. I called my baby Jack. Then 3 months later the whole world called their baby boy's Jack. I was mad.

Kyle is no 67 now too. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I called my boy Big Fat Racist Whore Lover. Sure enough 3 months later I was put in jail by the social services. They said I was mad. Thats the same right?

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:09 AM

I wonder where Laura is on the girls.

It's all Emilys and Florences now.

I will get the girls list.

1 Emma
2 Madison
3 Ava
4 Emily
5 Isabella
6 Kaitlyn
7 Sophia
8 Olivia
9 Abigail
10 Hailey
11 Hannah
12 Sarah
13 Madeline
14 Lily
15 Ella
16 Alyssa
17 Riley
18 Chloe
19 Lauren
20 Grace
21 Kaylee
22 Samantha
23 Brianna
24 Mia
25 Alexis
26 Addison
27 Mackenzie
28 Natalie
29 Taylor
30 Zoe
31 Sydney
32 Anna
33 Elizabeth
34 Isabelle
35 Avery
36 Maya
37 Savannah
38 Makayla
39 Kayla
40 Julia
41 Megan
42 Morgan
43 Jasmine
44 Katherine
45 Ashley
46 Allison
47 Kylie
48 Arianna
49 Jordan
50 Keira
51 Gabriella
52 Rachel
53 Peyton
54 Brooklyn
55 Brooke
56 Victoria
57 Claire
58 Abby
59 Audrey
60 Rebecca
61 Katie
62 Alexandra
63 Sophie
64 Camryn
65 Kate
66 Amelia
67 Paige
68 Caroline
69 Leah
70 Aubrey
71 Lillian
72 Gabrielle
73 Jessica
74 Ashlyn
75 Charlotte
76 Jayden
77 Kennedy
78 Jenna
79 Gracie
80 Alexa
81 Kendall
82 Molly
83 Lucy
84 Ellie
85 Trinity
86 Faith
87 Mckenna
88 Amanda
89 Nevaeh
90 Nicole
91 Gianna
92 Maggie
93 Destiny
94 Jada
95 Angelina
96 Erin
97 Marissa
98 Juliana
99 Bailey
100 Layla

Ava & Lilly are gorgeous names.

Now, that Moses geezer, what was his brother's name?

Quote: roscoff @ March 4, 2008, 12:13 AM

I called my boy Big Fat Racist Whore Lover. Sure enough 3 months later I was put in jail by the social services. They said I was mad. Thats the same right?

Laughing out loud Yea. Exactly. Laughing out loud

I'm not even on there :O
I think I should be happy.....

Some of those names are pretty random.

Alan....um that's a couple of posts up :$

Oh dear :(

Quote: zooo @ March 4, 2008, 12:12 AM

Chris Martin called his second kid Moses.

(Sorry to ruin it.)

Noooooooo!

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:10 AM

If I had a new baby boy I would call him either
1. Moses
2. Seth
3. Silas

Are you a Dingle in disguise?

Quote: Badge @ March 4, 2008, 12:14 AM

Now, that Moses geezer, what was his brother's name?

No idea. Was it Basket?

Pretend I didn't say it!!

One of my nieces is called Laura.

(random and uninteresting fact)

My brother in law is called Ian.

(I beat you)

Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:15 AM

No idea. Was it Basket?

I'm sure someone here knows... Wave

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