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Quote: Godot Taxis @ March 3, 2008, 11:32 PMI still remember the first time I had sex. It was the back of a car.
I thought it was a woman but it was the back of a car.
Did you do it wheely hard.
Have you had sex with a car?
I wouldn't be surprised.
Was going to but it was a con turns out it was a TRANSit van
Now you're really scraping the barrel.
Did she have fluffy dice?
(That doesn't even mean anything.)
He's sump really low.
Good thing about shagging cars, is if you like big bottoms.
Merely put a small Chinese shallow water trading vessel in the boot
Voila junk in the trunk
You have no idea how deep that barrel goes
Oil be the judge of that.
In dick ate her.
Before I was 18 I only had a few lovers. They were,
1 Aiden
2 Jacob
3 Ethan
4 Ryan
5 Matthew
6 Jack
7 Noah
8 Nicholas
9 Joshua
10 Logan
11 Andrew
12 Michael
13 Caden
14 Dylan
15 Tyler
16 Connor
17 Jackson
18 Caleb
19 Jayden
20 Alexander
21 Nathan
22 Brayden
23 Zachary
24 Benjamin
25 William
26 James
27 Daniel
28 Gavin
29 Evan
30 Luke
31 Joseph
32 Landon
33 Christopher
34 Mason
35 Cameron
36 Anthony
37 Owen
38 Gabriel
39 Austin
40 Lucas
41 Christian
42 John
43 Sean
44 Elijah
45 David
46 Samuel
47 Carter
48 Hunter
49 Brandon
50 Alex
51 Jordan
52 Liam
53 Thomas
54 Justin
55 Dominic
56 Ian
57 Jake
58 Colin
59 Hayden
60 Jonathan
61 Isaiah
62 Cole
63 Adam
64 Tristan
65 Isaac
66 Max
67 Kyle
68 Aaron
69 Nathaniel
70 Wyatt
71 Robert
72 Chase
73 Riley
74 Carson
75 Brady
76 Jason
77 Parker
78 Charlie
79 Devin
80 Cooper
81 Blake
82 Eric
83 Xavier
84 Sebastian
85 Brian
86 Henry
87 Seth
88 Steven
89 Brody
90 Bryce
91 Will
92 Brendan
93 Patrick
94 Sam
95 Julian
96 Drew
97 Miles
98 Kevin
99 Peyton
100 Ben
About 40 of those are times 2. Not the same geezer, just the same name.
Yey, I'm in at number 56!
Thats the top 100 baby boy names of 2007.
Aiden??? Surely not!
Quote: Charley @ March 4, 2008, 12:04 AM
Thats the top 100 baby boy names of 2007.
Don't try and cover it up now.