That joke belongs to the ages, it may have walked the earth before Shi Tzus did.
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yea, Shi-tzus stem from Tibet, they were bred and bred to have short snouts and so they now developed breathing problems......poor buggers. They were revered in Tibet by the Dalai llama
Quote: bushbaby @ March 3, 2008, 11:25 PMyea, Shi-tzus stem from Tibet, they were bred and bred to have short snouts and so they now developed breathing problems......poor buggers. They were revered in Tibet by the Dalai llama
They are now revered in Korea by the delicatessen.
Shi-tzu on a stick... mmmm.... tastey....
kjs
I had a Korean flatmate, we were for ever planning to go food shopping at Batersea dogs home.
I was more enthusiastic, he lived on Stella and Kebabs.
I had a Korean flatmate, we were for ever planning to go food shopping at Batersea dogs home.
I was more enthusiastic, he lived on Stella and Kebabs.
Quote: roscoff @ March 3, 2008, 11:17 PMShit zooo
That is not at all nice!
Quote: bushbaby @ March 3, 2008, 11:25 PMyea, Shi-tzus stem from Tibet, they were bred and bred to have short snouts and so they now developed breathing problems......poor buggers. They were revered in Tibet by the Dalai llama
How does my Shitzu smell?
Chapman's after a spanking.
Quote: zooo @ March 3, 2008, 11:32 PMChapman's after a spanking.
Ooooooooo
I was sticking up for you............
Quote: sootyj @ March 3, 2008, 11:28 PMI had a Korean flatmate, we were for ever planning to go food shopping at Batersea dogs home.
I was more enthusiastic, he lived on Stella and Kebabs.
I had a Korean flatmate, we were for ever planning to go food shopping at Batersea dogs home.
I was more enthusiastic, he lived on Stella and Kebabs.
Echo... echo... echo... echo...
kjs
Quote: David Chapman @ March 3, 2008, 11:31 PMHow does my Shitzu smell?
Terrible.... 
kjs
Quote: zooo @ March 3, 2008, 11:32 PMChapman's after a spanking.
I think bits might start falling off of him if he receives a sharp jolt!
You are all so cruel to a little old lady who loves Shi-tzus 
Quote: bushbaby @ March 3, 2008, 11:46 PMYou are all so cruel to a little old lady who loves Shi-tzus
And a little old man who .... well just writes bollocks.
Man walks into a pub and says
"My dogs got no nose"
"How does he smell?" asks his friend
"I don't know why don't you tell me? After all you're not the one licking it's arse you filthy fecking pervert now f**k off and die."
True story.
My dog's got no nose how does he smell?
Bloody awful, he's been dead for a week, and I keep him in the airing cupboard.
Quote: roscoff @ March 3, 2008, 11:50 PMMan walks into a pub and says
"My dogs got no nose"
"How does he smell?" asks his friend
"I don't know why don't you tell me? After all you're not the one licking it's arse you filthy fecking pervert now f**k off and die."
True story.
My dog's got no nose.
I just smashed him in the face with a hammer.