Congratulations Zooo. I think it's because the male contingent like the way you keep them in order.
BCGer of the month Page 2
The BCG Committee
Also known as the 2006 Committee. Meet in the board room of Grace Brothers.
Congratulations Zooo,
I also read "bugger of the month' and thought 'I'm not putting my hand up for that'.
Strumpet
OK OK, Let's not go OTT over this - so Zooo is the first and now get over it people with the f**king adoration...................who is it for June? I wonder 
I look up to zooo because she is upper class, but I look down on the rest because they are lower class.
I know my place.
Zooo is upper class????
You mean she doesn't even get out of the bath to have a shit?
Woaw, who'd a thunk it
Quote: Strumpet @ 31st May 2016, 9:06 AM BSTCongratulations Zooo,
I also read "bugger of the month' and thought 'I'm not putting my hand up for that'.Strumpet
You don't put your hand up for bugger.
Quote: lofthouse @ 31st May 2016, 8:36 PM BSTZooo is upper class????
You mean she doesn't even get out of the bath to have a shit?
Just have to say . . . that's brilliant.
I'm loving it so far. A belated congratulations to Dame Zooo of BCGLand.
Now: the shortlist for June 2016 is as follows:
fopnoodle (for being a well-informed witty newbie)
HGT (for being a BCG stalwart)
Chappers (for his contribution to Kitchen Roll usage)
keewik (for valiantly trying to marry her son off to Jennie)
Aaron (for all of his G-String work)
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 7th June 2016, 6:11 PM BSTNow: the shortlist for June 2016 is as follows:
HGT (for being a BCG stalwart)
(The others don't count - they can't read or write either)
Well thank you for your nomination TBN, but you missed out devilishly handsome and all round good egg, and here it is a week into June and still no telegram - what is that Mr Sunshine playing at? 
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 7th June 2016, 6:11 PM BSTChappers (for his contribution to Kitchen Roll usage)
Can I recommend Anorak? We need his money.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 7th June 2016, 6:11 PM BSTI'm loving it so far. A belated congratulations to Dame Zooo of BCGLand.
Now: the shortlist for June 2016 is as follows:
fopnoodle (for being a well-informed witty newbie)
HGT (for being a BCG stalwart)
Chappers (for his contribution to Kitchen Roll usage)
keewik (for valiantly trying to marry her son off to Jennie)
Aaron (for all of his G-String work)
And could this be why she's gone into hiding again? 
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 7th June 2016, 6:11 PM BSTI'm loving it so far. A belated congratulations to Dame Zooo of BCGLand.
Now: the shortlist for June 2016 is as follows:
fopnoodle (for being a well-informed witty newbie)
HGT (for being a BCG stalwart)
Chappers (for his contribution to Kitchen Roll usage)
keewik (for valiantly trying to marry her son off to Jennie)
Aaron (for all of his G-String work)
Shucks. 
Though it's 'fopdoodle', not 'fopnoodle' (which means a stupid or insignificant fellow, a fool, or simpleton).
. . . but I guess by just correcting this gross error my knighthood is now out the window.
Oh well, always the bridesmaid, never the bride (though I do use an awful lot of bog roll, if that helps?).
Fopdoodle was in the running this month
And it was so close, that lad is going to win it soon
The BCGer of the Month for June
Is
Drumroll
I don't remember him? does he still post?
Oh I see, sorry
The BCGer of the month for June
Is Dave "Chappers" Chapman
Well done Chappers
You already know the handshake so no initiation neccessary