Last day on Earth Page 3

Quote: Charley @ March 3, 2008, 10:19 PM

I would have to have cock, as a last meal. Maybe one attached to Colin Farrell. Then he can rescue me from my certain death. Take me back to his mansion in Ireland & shag me 4 times a day.
Inbetween times I may shout at my maids, gardner, cook and shit.

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A fine plan, but why would you want to employ a piece of poo alongside the other staff? What would it do? Would it wear a little ribon for a uniform?

Quote: bushbaby @ March 3, 2008, 10:06 PM

I can't eat properly six weeks before I go on holiday so I'm damn sure I couldn't eat a last supper and as I'm Asexual that wouldn't bother me either.
I'd like to be with a few Shi-tzus to love during the last hours and family of course.

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I once saw a Shitzu, there was only one tiger, and it rained.

I once saw a Shitzu, there was only one tiger, and it rained.
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Hahaha, took me a moment there, but very good!

well, you see Shi-tzus never answer back, don't put up nasty messages on forums and love one unconditionally.....that's why I'd like to spend my last hours with them

OPEN MESSAGE TO ALL:

This is a comedy forum.

kjs

Quote: KJSmyling @ March 3, 2008, 10:48 PM

OPEN MESSAGE TO ALL:

This is a comedy forum.

kjs

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And?

Quote: bushbaby @ March 3, 2008, 10:50 PM

And?

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The?

kjs

Actually this is a general forum, so pretty much anything goes.

Quote: Aaron @ March 3, 2008, 10:54 PM

Actually this is a general forum, so pretty much anything goes.

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I meant the board in general... I've found that 99% of the stuff on here is a joke...

kjs

sorry... couldn't resist it....

Quote: roscoff @ March 3, 2008, 10:30 PM

I once saw a Shitzu, there was only one tiger, and it rained.

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Quote: sootyj @ March 3, 2008, 10:29 PM

A fine plan, but why would you want to employ a piece of poo alongside the other staff? What would it do? Would it wear a little ribon for a uniform?

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She said she'd shout at her shit.

Now I wonder what my brain tastes like.

Ask Ray Liotta.

I absolutely can't get the joke about tigers in relation to Shi-tzus

Shit zoo

Quote: roscoff @ March 3, 2008, 11:17 PM

Shit zoo

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It looks like that joke was mine but hail to soots I'm afraid. Bastard.