British Comedy Guide

How many people have you slept with? Page 4

Quote: Perry Nium @ March 3, 2008, 11:14 AM

I was a Bluecoat at Pontins in '94 and in that short four months I put Peter Stringfellow to shame. Amazing what effect a blue jacket and a microphone has on the ladies!

And then I left and didn't have sex again for about 2 years. The reality check was quite depressing. :(

I always wanted to work at a holiday camp - for a couple of reasons.

I never did so I wrote a TV play about it.

Quote: David Chapman @ March 3, 2008, 10:34 PM

I always wanted to work at a holiday camp - for a couple of reasons.

The left tit and the right tit?

I used to work in a childrens play group......I think I should stop there really.

...?
I am scared.

I think it's probably best not to ask. The avatar says it all.

Quote: roscoff @ March 3, 2008, 10:50 PM

I used to work in a childrens play group......I think I should stop there really.

:O

Well its no worse than working in a holiday camp surely? Whistling nnocently

I still remember the first time I had sex. It was the back of a car.

I thought it was a woman but it was the back of a car.

So did you goto family planning or kwikfit after?

Did it have a face like the front of a bus?

was it exhausting?

(sorry)

was it manual?

did you get left with skids?

did your clutch control work, or did you jerk off?

Quote: Badge @ March 3, 2008, 11:42 PM

was it exhausting?

(sorry)

Some blow job!

I bet you were tyred out.

Did you ever get in gear?

And was that really screenwash?

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