Wouldn't it be nice if...

...they would find and release the missing episodes of Hancock's Half Hour?

...Roger Federer won at least one more Grand Slam title?

...interesting new rock bands gave us great live double albums like they did back in the 70s?

A trillionaire Arab prince bought Bolton Wanderers fc

Oh and if there was world peace etc too

Yep

...if the in out referendum was settled by a game of soggy biscuit between Boris and Cameron.

I bet they played that countless times at school

Dirty depraved inbred slime balls

..... If the writers of tonights laughable EastEnders weren't attempting to be poetic... but failing dismally. Pretentious twaddle. Best sitcom of the year!

Omg it was painful wasn't it??

Sheesh

Just terrible, it makes Upstart Crow seem like Shakespeare... if you see what I mean

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 17th May 2016, 6:59 PM BST

...interesting new rock bands gave us great live double albums like they did back in the 70s?

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Not all that new, but...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kicking_Television:_Live_in_Chicago

Quote: DaButt @ 17th May 2016, 8:55 PM BST

Not all that new, but...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kicking_Television:_Live_in_Chicago

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Of course this one is already in my collection.

Wouldn't it be nice if the bombers riding shotgun in the sky turned into butterflies above our nation.

If I could go one day without my mother making a comment about my weight.
I'm six foot two, way just over fourteen and a half stone and a size 34 waist which is the exact same size I was fifteen years ago when I was 21. If Im over weight then David Cameron is the Students best friend.
She's sixty seven, five foot one and weighs just over seven stone so of course I'm going to be f**king obese compared to that stick thin wench but does that fit in to her brain? Does it f**k. She thinks I'm fat so I'm fat.

This post could also go in the "Things that piss you off thread."

Wouldn't it be nice if...all pigs got free wigs on the NHS, then Trump would be keen to visit us. He'd be safe from London's Khan as he can't eat pork.