Quote: Perry Nium @ March 3, 2008, 11:14 AMI was a Bluecoat at Pontins in '94 and in that short four months I put Peter Stringfellow to shame. Amazing what effect a blue jacket and a microphone has on the ladies!
And then I left and didn't have sex again for about 2 years. The reality check was quite depressing.
I always wanted to work at a holiday camp - for a couple of reasons.
I never did so I wrote a TV play about it.
Quote: David Chapman @ March 3, 2008, 10:34 PMI always wanted to work at a holiday camp - for a couple of reasons.
The left tit and the right tit?
I used to work in a childrens play group......I think I should stop there really.
...?
I am scared.
I think it's probably best not to ask. The avatar says it all.
Quote: roscoff @ March 3, 2008, 10:50 PMI used to work in a childrens play group......I think I should stop there really.
Well its no worse than working in a holiday camp surely? 
I still remember the first time I had sex. It was the back of a car.
I thought it was a woman but it was the back of a car.
So did you goto family planning or kwikfit after?
Did it have a face like the front of a bus?
was it exhausting?
(sorry)
was it manual?
did you get left with skids?
did your clutch control work, or did you jerk off?
Quote: Badge @ March 3, 2008, 11:42 PMwas it exhausting?
(sorry)
Some blow job!
I bet you were tyred out.
Did you ever get in gear?
And was that really screenwash?
