Jeez Johnsy you're requesting a truly vile method of death. 15 minutes and it feels like your drowning.
Me 1 2 1 combat with a polar bear, is how I would go.
Of course I'd need a handgrenade, so I could take the hairy bastard with me.
Last day on Earth Page 2
Meal: Gulla Podi, Channa Masala, Gobi Battata Palya, Boiled rice, Kesari Bhath.
Luxury: A baseball bat and a room full of baby seals...
kjs
On a full stomach, you'll be chundering on their ickle corpses. Best off requesting an Indian execution, imagine a US prison trying to cook up that feast.
I'd have it flown in from my fav restaurant...
kjs
Actually KJ you are perverse. A vegetarian feast, followed by wanton Seal murder, and I thought I was twisted.
What can I say...
My body is a temple but those fecking seals are responsible for the melting of the ice caps....
bastards!
kjs
Steak chips in a garlic sauce and the complete works of Shakespeare read by a Swedish blonde nymphomaniac in the nude whilst giving me a blow job. I'm gonna live longer and die happier than most I feel.
Quote: roscoff @ March 3, 2008, 10:01 PMthe complete works of Shakespeare read by a Swedish blonde nymphomaniac in the nude whilst giving me a blow job.
rwomeo nnd juwiet...
I can't eat properly six weeks before I go on holiday so I'm damn sure I couldn't eat a last supper 
and as I'm Asexual that wouldn't bother me either.
I'd like to be with a few Shi-tzus to love during the last hours and family of course.
Quote: roscoff @ March 3, 2008, 10:01 PMSteak chips in a garlic sauce and the complete works of Shakespeare read by a Swedish blonde nymphomaniac in the nude whilst giving me a blow job. I'm gonna live longer and die happier than most I feel.
bushbaby I've just had to censor myself. And it hurt
I would have to have cock, as a last meal. Maybe one attached to Colin Farrell. Then he can rescue me from my certain death. Take me back to his mansion in Ireland & shag me 4 times a day.
Inbetween times I may shout at my maids, gardner, cook and shit.
Quote: Charley @ March 3, 2008, 10:19 PMI would have to have cock, as a last meal. Maybe one attached to Colin Farrell. Then he can rescue me from my certain death. Take me back to his mansion in Ireland & shag me 4 times a day.
Inbetween times I may shout at my maids, gardner, cook and shit.
I bet you would have kept on writing if something like a doorbell didn't interupt you
Quote: roscoff @ March 3, 2008, 10:11 PMbushbaby I've just had to censor myself. And it hurt
Hey, imagine how I feel... I read the Shi-tzu comment and had to stab a fork into my groin...
kjs
Quote: roscoff @ March 3, 2008, 10:11 PMbushbaby I've just had to censor myself. And it hurt
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