I'm sure that everybody on here without ANY exception would like to take this opportunity to wish our Glorious Queen the most happy 90th birthday.
Happy 90th Birthday Your Maj
When I read that I thought, surely Brian is not that old. 
If this thread was a building I'd avoid it. I don't want to get killed by a mad suicide bomber called Keewik!
Anyway...Happy Birthday, your highness!
That's 3 of you copped it. Your names are noted.
Have you no ba-morales? Keewik.
I don't know though this is ridiculous. A 90-year-old lady who can just about do the bits of her job that involves kiddies and horsies is our head of state?
The next in line is an incapable, f**kwit who would cause a revolution. The one after that apparently doesn't even slightly want the job.
Enough f**king about, pension them all off. Give vocational training to anyone still on the Civil list and turn the palaces over to whoever runs Thorpe Park.
Then let's have a sensible election for an actual president and the House of Lords.
I Could not give two flying f**ks if its her birthday today.
That's just as well then as it's her birthday tomorrow.
I've no time for the royal family apart from Philip as I think he's absolutley hilarious and I'm convinced he's actually a real life comedy character because surely no-one can have that many gaffs but there's a tweet I saw earlier hat I thought summed up today quite nicely which was
"Why couldn't the news have been along the lines of.........the Queen at 90 and Victoria Wood is 62"
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 20th April 2016, 7:32 PM BSTIf this thread was a building I'd avoid it. I don't want to get killed by a mad suicide bomber called Keewik!
Yay! Gordon's back...........how did the marathon go?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th April 2016, 8:32 PM BSTYay! Gordon's back...........how did the marathon go?
It's on Sunday. I'm already nervous...and my body feels a bit exhausted from the weeks of hard training. I desperately need to relax the next three days.
Back on topic:
PARASITE.
Quote: sootyj @ 20th April 2016, 7:45 PM BSTHave you no ba-morales? Keewik.
I don't know though this is ridiculous. A 90-year-old lady who can just about do the bits of her job that involves kiddies and horsies is our head of state?
The next in line is an incapable, f**kwit who would cause a revolution. The one after that apparently doesn't even slightly want the job.
Enough f**king about, pension them all off. Give vocational training to anyone still on the Civil list and turn the palaces over to whoever runs Thorpe Park.
Then let's have a sensible election for an actual president and the House of Lords.
Couldn't agree more. We'd actually be doing their descendents a favour because the Royals are trained to lead such an unnatural life that they become unfeeling aliens.
I'm not so sure these days, certainly William now he has kids and a wife seems to be none to subtley saying "f**k this for a game of soldiers in a literal sense"
Quote: keewik @ 20th April 2016, 7:38 PM BSTThat's 3 of you copped it. Your names are noted.
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 20th April 2016, 10:08 PM BSTBloody workshy parasites, the lot of 'em. No wonder they all live so long - they've never had to graft.
YES! They live so long because they're mollycoddled from birth and have the best of everything including medical attention. I was amazed to discover the Queen Mother had bowel cancer, way back when most folk died from it.