Quote: Reg N @ 16th April 2016, 5:04 PM BSTFeel free. Or four if you're lucky.
Btw, I thought the Catholic priest one was more up your street.
As I said when I put 5 Rowan Atkinsons in the freezer, cool beans.
Yes the Catholic one is up my parts but Pitts is a nice topper.
My 6 year old son was involved in a hit and run accident today.
I knew I shouldn't have lent him my car.
Where did Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq
What's long and hard and has cum in it?
a cucumber
I asked a 15-year-old dick what its owner does every night. It shrugged: 'Beats me.'
-That wee Rona is like Marmite.
-What? You love her or hate her?
-No! They're both only one degree of separation from yeast!! 
My Greek friend is indifferent. Eumaius Welle.
Michael do you think you could have structured that joke differently?
I mean what you've said is "there's a punch line coming, ah here it is hope you enjoyed it"
Not only that but is Eumaise especially Greek, Welles certainly isn't it.
I guess the classic version would be the old books joke.
"Indifferent water boring by Euimaise Welles"
Quote: John Mairs @ 19th April 2016, 11:40 AM BST-That wee Rona is like Marmite.
-What? You love her or hate her?
-No! They're both only one degree of separation from yeast!!
That's great although to nick the old Australian beer joke
"they're both f**king close to yeast"
Quote: Sam Goetzee @ 16th April 2016, 11:14 PM BSTMy 6 year old son was involved in a hit and run accident today.
I knew I shouldn't have lent him my car.
Nice one.
Thanks for the feedback!
Great American director bored holes in the ground. Awesome Wells.
I started going to Weight Watchers meetings. It's a lot easier than going to a gym, because once I see the other cows I feel a twenty pounds lighter.
I saw Kate Moss, Victoria Beckham and Kristen Johnson. I said, What's the skinny?
I applied to join a club where people wee on each other.
I told the manager I'd been doing it for 30 years.
He said "Urine!"
Panty Liners, Hammocks for lazy c**ts.
I only got 2 quid for one of Posh's bogies. Slim pickings.
In my family we have the fat gene, or Nanna as I normally call her.