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One of my dogs is refusing to eat from his dog bowl so now he has a plate to eat from. He also will not eat crusts from bread without a bit of butter on it, or at the very least the crust dipped into gravy.

Strumpet

Quote: Lee @ 17th April 2016, 9:06 AM BST

Where to?!

A mystery tour.

Off to see one of my all time fav bands...ELO...in Brum, yippee!

Yes, I know this might be better placed in one of the music related threads but the excitement has left me particularly reckless and gung ho on this occasion.

Just had a report back from a Sitcom Script I jointly wrote.

Basically C+ - could do better.

Who did you write it with, Chappers? Anyone off here?

In other news: Ben is off to the gym!

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/32377#P1137624

Quote: Chappers @ 17th April 2016, 5:17 PM BST

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/32377#P1137624

The Surrey Connection.

Quote: Strumpet @ 17th April 2016, 9:41 AM BST

One of my dogs is refusing to eat from his dog bowl so now he has a plate to eat from. He also will not eat crusts from bread without a bit of butter on it, or at the very least the crust dipped into gravy.

Strumpet

My dogs didn't like bread on it's own and would have a sniff of it and then walk off. Put a bit of marmite on it and it would be gone in seconds :D

Will Cam hadn't been around much lately and is in an apprehensive mood.

Ben's got to get the Dyson out and vacuum up various bits of dust and dirt.

Quote: Ben @ 17th April 2016, 8:23 PM BST

Ben's got to get the Dyson out and vacuum up various bits of dust and dirt.

Want to come round here? I can't be arsed to do housework.

Quote: Ben @ 17th April 2016, 4:19 PM BST

In other news: Ben is off to the gym!

Not to the hairdresser's?

Quote: Chappers @ 17th April 2016, 9:51 PM BST

Want to come round here? I can't be arsed to do housework.

Stand in line. Me first.

Sod the housework. I've just been to see La Boheme, it was wonderful.

Quote: Chappers @ 17th April 2016, 9:51 PM BST

Want to come round here? I can't be arsed to do housework.

Yet another thinly veiled attempt by Chappers to get a young man round his house in a maids outfit.

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