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Quote: billwill @ 11th April 2016, 9:22 PM BST

The above doen't make sense, did you mean OLD in the second word?

It was new billwill.

I switched it on, pressed auto-clean, that showed on the digital display, then there was a snapping sound and the machine went off never to be turned on again. I didn't wash one item of clothing in it so he came back to replace it. I don't know what was wrong with it? What sort of ages are the people in pub gardens with hookah pipes?

Worrying with so many reports of them catching fire or exploding recently.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 11th April 2016, 9:42 PM BST

Worrying with so many reports of them catching fire or exploding recently.

Whaaat?

OMG.

I assume you are referring to washing machines. :D

Quote: A Horseradish @ 11th April 2016, 9:59 PM BST

Whaaat?

OMG.

I assume you are referring to washing machines. :D

lol yep, sorry I should have quoted. It sounds like you got off lightly with just something snapping :D

Strange how something brand new can just fail so quickly like that.

I blame the Duke of Edinburgh.

Quote: billwill @ 11th April 2016, 8:31 PM BST

I was in a Pub on Saturday night, which was open air, and evidently you can rent a big Hooker from the bar.

I've heard about those sort of pubs.

Pit stop in Fort Stockton. 15 hours and 1000 miles down, 350 to go. We should get in around 4 AM. Texas is too damn big.

Made it home at 6:45. Stopped at a rest area for a couple of hours to take a quick nap.

Ben is gonna go put the bins out and then watch Better Call Saul.

Life is good!

I have builder's at my house, building stuff funnily enough. I've also got a few days off work, so I'm kinda stuck in my house with nothing to do. Can't really get into watching TV as they keep switching the electric off. It's pissing it down, so can't go for a walk.

Quote: Lee @ 15th April 2016, 2:33 PM BST

I have builder's at my house, building stuff funnily enough. I've also got a few days off work, so I'm kinda stuck in my house with nothing to do. Can't really get into watching TV as they keep switching the electric off. It's pissing it down, so can't go for a walk.

Put headphones in and read a book?
Or you can come to my place and clean up before my inspection? It's not until Thursday so you definitely have time to get on a plane and come clean my tiny little flat before then.

Quote: Lee @ 15th April 2016, 2:33 PM BST

I have builder's at my house, building stuff funnily enough. I've also got a few days off work, so I'm kinda stuck in my house with nothing to do. Can't really get into watching TV as they keep switching the electric off. It's pissing it down, so can't go for a walk.

Go on facebook and play games. No, don't - I've wasted many hours/days/weeks of my life doing that.

At a beer festival about 30 miles from home. It was a bit drizzly at first, but the beers are good, the food is tasty and the bands are fun.

Quote: Lee @ 15th April 2016, 2:33 PM BST

I have builder's at my house, building stuff funnily enough. I've also got a few days off work, so I'm kinda stuck in my house with nothing to do. Can't really get into watching TV as they keep switching the electric off. It's pissing it down, so can't go for a walk.

Drive!

Where to?!

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