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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2015/16 Page 57

SS in his 109 is on my tail riding in my slipstream, the slippery Nazi git. Chipping away at me bit by bit, he's aiming to steal in at the very last turn, the rotter.

At least the Focke Wulfe has taken some damage now and has nearly had his chips, it's not quite Alf Wiedersen baby but I'm on me Hispano trigger waiting for the bye bye.

SS has the most chips but I aim to make them soggy at the next turn. Look out for that seagull, Fritz, the one with the merlin powered beak. Vvvvvrrrrrrrrooooooom Pirate Pirate Pirate

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 14th April 2016, 7:12 PM BST

SS in his 109 is on my tail riding in my slipstream, the slippery Nazi git. Chipping away at me bit by bit, he's aiming to steal in at the very last turn, the rotter.

At least the Focke Wulfe has taken some damage now and has nearly had his chips, it's not quite Alf Wiedersen baby but I'm on me Hispano trigger waiting for the bye bye.

SS has the most chips but I aim to make them soggy at the next turn. Look out for that seagull, Fritz, the one with the merlin powered beak. Vvvvvrrrrrrrrooooooom Pirate Pirate Pirate

All I can do is try to put some pressure on, I've been outscoring you recently but not by enough.
You've got David De Gea though which loosk like a smart bit of business for the next few games.
All you need is one good week to put all the chasers away.

The only extra chip I've got is All out attack, shich I've decided is pointless unless you have a particularly bad defence one week.

I've gone top of my works league though, which is fun
Especially as the guy I've overtaken takes it so seriously and hates losing

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th April 2016, 1:59 PM BST

It's OK, I've twigged it now re the missing points - I made two transfers and Drops made four, which are deducted from the H2H..........I'll get the hang this one day. >_<

Well I hope you win that league anyway

And back on topic ie the Clique league
You haven't done too bad for a debut season so far

Thank you Steve - I will try and shoot down the Fokker.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th April 2016, 3:54 PM BST

Last night I noticed Alf's bottle wobbling with a 4-point hit..

..only to look today and see a 12-point hit from George and a 36-point hit from Horse!

Are you okay, lads? Was it the Valium?

Laughing out loud

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Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th April 2016, 4:09 PM BST

It's probably not in my best interests to say so, but I hope you got rid of Wickham. :D

*cue Wickham hat-trick*

Quote: George Kaplan @ 8th April 2016, 10:26 PM BST

Ouch! Don't remind me! Probably my worst buy of the season (hopefully!).

:D

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th April 2016, 3:54 PM BST

Last night I noticed Alf's bottle wobbling with a 4-point hit..

..only to look today and see a 12-point hit from George and a 36-point hit from Horse!

Are you okay, lads? Was it the Valium?

Shurely some mistake.

Huh? :S Whistling nnocently Teary Wave

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th April 2016, 9:52 PM BST

Blimey - just had another look - it's points-hit mayhem on the clique tonight! Talk about clutching at straws.

(Where's Ron Don with his minus 56)?

Quote: George Kaplan @ 15th April 2016, 10:14 PM BST

A lovely hit there, GK, from 1974.

The year when some people were fans of Bachman Turner Overdrive and other people were friends of a 20 year old Iain Duncan Smith.

I know the gameweek is only just warming up
But that was a good day.
It'll all change tomorrow when Sturridge & Carroll get busy
But at the moment the lead is down to single figures
it's squeaky Kipper time alright.

Wow! Gomes 19 points for a goalkeeper - 2 penalties saved plus 4 saves and still a game to go on Wed! Looking good so far with 56 points.

Penalty luck was what won Don the Clique league last season
Great bit of luck though
I've never had a keeper who's saved one

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Sums up my last 2 GWs.

Fortunately, football is a game of four halves.

Forgot to play my bench boost chip so season over. Teary

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