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Quote: fopdoodle @ 11th April 2016, 11:53 PM BST

Whoaaa . . . what are the odds?!
:D

Did you go for the million pound bumper bonanza with Betfred as well? They are going to be ruined (ooer) :D

I don't really like her but Jordan made a good point about 10 years ago talking about her sex life with Alex Reid and she said everyone has weird tastes especially when it comes to sex so who cares! I liked her frankness with that statement and since then I don't have time for kiss and tell headlines because it's boring. You just know the tabloids are poised to try and take down anyone they can and we need to take a stance especially when it's an 'exclusive' that happened a few decades ago.

I am so pedestrian myself I don't even get the inclusion of food in the bedroom as I can't concentrate on more than one activity at same time - a bit like trying to comb your hair and tie your shoelaces at the same time - so awkward you can't really enjoy either.

But each to their own and if people want to include vegetables or even additional humans, that's cool with me provided nobody is getting exploited, hurt or corrupted.

It's just stupidity I have trouble with. If you are going to enter into a premeditated arrangement which carries the risk of consequences this profoundly and potentially serious to you, maybe consider not doing at all? Just throwing it out there - is it worth risking? Really?

More fool me as it clearly is - I still can't figure out why George Michael got caught in the gents. :S

Well, Sir Tom has free reign now to shag all and sundry.......not that he needed and excuse previously. Whistling nnocently

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-36015366

Dor! There's loverly

RIP Linda

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th April 2016, 11:54 AM BST

Well, Sir Tom has free reign now to shag all and sundry.......not that he needed and excuse previously. Whistling nnocently

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-36015366

Dor! There's loverly

RIP Linda

Respect to her - though situation was a tad grubby . . . like Gene Simmons with his reported 5000.

I am not in that 'world' but even if I was I think I'd have too much self respect to put up with it even if it is just sex. I like to have 'control' of grubs and cleanliness in my kitchen so I am confident I won't get something as a result of contact with stuff that comes out of it - same applies to a bloke.

But I wouldn't have touched Tom's with yours either.
Sick

"David's dead!"

Only he really is this time.

A proper quirk but I liked him. :(

Quote: fopdoodle @ 12th April 2016, 9:03 PM BST

"David's dead!"

Only he really is this time.

A proper quirk but I liked him. :(

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Quote: Chappers @ 12th April 2016, 11:03 PM BST

????

David Gest.

Oh I should've ..........

His tour name was in poor taste (and bad omen as it turned out) as an icon HAD actually died, but he could kinda justify using whereas Tiffany Pollard is a vacuous dolt.

The Big Brother misunderstanding was ludicrous and therefore amusing, but to make money on the back of it by putting slogans on t-shirts is beyond bad taste.

So she's pulling them? How gracious of her, but mud sticks, so maybe she should really just roll with it and re-do them saying "David is dead and so is David".

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/david-gest-slogan-shirts-pulled-7740032

Quote: fopdoodle @ 12th April 2016, 9:03 PM BST

"David's dead!"

Only he really is this time.

A proper quirk but I liked him. :(

He was OK and had quite a good sense of humour, or should that be
humour.
>_< Bloody spell checker keeps correcting it..........I give up.

Don't pop pills people.

Such as sleeping pills or anything that mashes your head up. It seems to be the norm to some, and I guess it just becomes that way if you get used to it, but that's how they get you in the end. You have to take more and more to achieve same effect and as a consequence you can be so gaga you don't know what you're even doing, and then it's thank-you and goodnight.

But it seems he didn't learn from the demise of his mate Michael.

Somebody in the UK has won the £51 million Euromillions..........and no, it wasn't me. :(

I bet it was George Osbourne and he doesn't pay any tax on it.

The Telegraph pulls apart the government leaflet on Staying in the EU.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/07/david-camerons-pro-eu-leaflet-what-it-says-and-is-it-fact-or-fic/

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