My jacket was accused of stealing. I'll get it off the hook.
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I want to try that new cocktail drug. It's Heroin, Cocaine and Crystal Meth.
But I'm scared of needles.
my mum's one of those people who always thinks shes ill, I kept telling her it was all in her head, which was quite ironic really, because it turned out to be a brain tumour.
Germalene, Voltarol, Clearasil
Topical humour.
Maldives, Barbados, Mauritius
Tropical humour
I gave John Lydon a blow job. Bit o' PIL to swallow.
My girlfriend stroked my little mouse so hard he was sick.
My little mouse is what she calls my penis.
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My mate is a professional pancake maker.
What a tosser!
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I live in a lighthouse and it's cleaning day.
Honestly, I'm going round in circles here!
Long time ago I called a 6ft punk "you f*ucking Nancy"; fortunately Mr Vicious was dating Nancy.
I know why John Lyndan is an angry man with a high voice; never mind the bollocks.
I was nervous about planting a rock garden.
But then I grew a little bolder.
I feel like a small waterfall.
A little weiry.
I don't mind it when Elvis guzzles from condoms. It's called rubber necking, but that's all right with me.
I couldn't decide if my date looked more like a turnip or a parsnip.
Turned out she was a Swede.
Which band is easily convinced? Suede.
I'm dead against stereotyping.
I have enough trouble with one keyboard.