Quote: sootyj @ 30th March 2016, 1:38 PM BSTa whiffindoor
Is that posh for "her in doors" ?
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I asked a dick: What does your owner do every night? It shrugged: Beats me.
What London Underground station do orphan penises go to?
Cockfosters
I think its sad when children with terminal illness look so pale skinned, so I'm hoping the new make up I've invented will help, Make a wish foundation will be available in all good shops soon.
I thought a kid had Downs Syndrome, turned out it was just really ugly.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st March 2016, 5:25 PM BSTI thought a kid had Downs Syndrome, turned out it was just really ugly.
Oh dear!
A vegetarian ate venison by mistake. Oh deer.
Quote: Sam Goetzee @ 31st March 2016, 5:09 PM BSTMake a wish foundation will be available in all good shops soon.
I like that 
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st March 2016, 5:25 PM BSTI thought a kid had Downs Syndrome, turned out it was just really ugly.
do better
I was shocked by a comedian today.
He plugged me into the mains.
Quote: Reg N @ 1st April 2016, 11:26 AM BSTI was shocked by a comedian today.
He plugged me into the mains.
Doesn't really jibe, too unlikely.
How about:
I was shocked by a comedian today.
His amplifier fell off stage onto me.
What do you call a bald singer on a horse? Sean Ryder.
Quote: billwill @ 1st April 2016, 1:55 PM BSTDoesn't really jibe, too unlikely.
How about:
I was shocked by a comedian today.
His amplifier fell off stage onto me.
I was shocked by a comedian today.
He attached jump leads to my nipples.
I was shocked by a comedian today. Now Andy Zaltzman and I have got the same hairstyle.
Quote: gappy @ 1st April 2016, 5:08 PM BSTI was shocked by a comedian today. Now Andy Zaltzman and I have got the same hairstyle.
