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Quote: lofthouse @ 27th March 2016, 10:03 PM BST

I've had a great idea for a TV show

I spend time with various bushmen and tribes people in remote places in the Amazon jungle etc

Not to see how they live and hunt and stuff

But I basically just act like a total dick while I'm with them

So when one of them is stalking a dear or something quietly and is about to fire an arrow at it - I would run up behind him and kick up up the arse and staring screaming and shouting to scare it off

And I would take loads of booze with me and get completely pissed and try it on with the elders wife

I'd also take a big ghetto blaster and about 3 in the morning whilst everyone is fast asleep is start playing the Sex Pistols at full blast

I could throw rocks at them when they're in they're canoes etc etc

And just generally act like a total cock until they threaten to drag me deep into the jungle and stab me to death with sticks

Laughing out loud This makes me wish Dennis Pennis was still alive.

Wow that's weird

I actually dug out my Dennis Pennis DVD yesterday afternoon!

Quote: lofthouse @ 28th March 2016, 11:02 PM BST

Wow that's weird

I actually dug out my Penis DVD yesterday afternoon!

I don't wish to know that. Kindly leave the forum.

Paul Kaye must have had balls of steel to do that and the insults were razor sharp. If a celebrity could charm their way out of the punchline they were alright lol It was like a Pennis seal of approval.

In an interview Kaye said that before filming he and his producer Lucy Robinson would go to a pub in London for a few stiff drinks and he would take speed before being let loose (doesn't mention that Lucy did this) At first I wasn't sure if I liked the idea tax payers were paying him to get pissed and take drugs before going on camera for the BBC but then I thought fair play to him! You had to be on something to stand up to celebrities bodyguards and be as relentless as he had to be to get a reaction.

I'm desperate for Perfect World to be released on DVD because Kaye is great in that as a despised arrogant yuppy.

I have access to a load of TV channels this week that I can't normally get so I've been watching back to back episodes of Judge Judy, Pawn Stars and Air Crash Investigation. I really should have planned something a bit more constructive for two weeks off work.

Oooh, I'm meeting Tony Robinson on Saturday! That's right, Sir Tony Robinson of Baldrickshire!

I'm involved with some documentary about a children's TV show he did in the 80s (Tales from Fat Tulip's Garden) and he's coming along to chat about the show!

Any event with Tony Robinson is guaranteed to be a blast because he seems to have that persona and energy that uplifts everyone. Please get a selfie of you having a pint with him. The best bits of Time Team are when they down tools for a well earned pint.

I had to Google Tales from Fat Tulip's Garden because I was surprised it was something I hadn't heard of but it was on ITV and I always tuned in to BBC 1 when I got home from school. I probably missed a lot of good shows because I never tuned in to children's ITV and this looks like a prime example.

Lee PASSED his driving test!

:D

Quote: Lee @ 30th March 2016, 5:06 PM BST

Lee PASSED his driving test!

:D

Wow! Congrats!!!

Does that mean (you're buying) drinks all round?

Quote: Lee @ 30th March 2016, 5:06 PM BST

Lee PASSED his driving test!

:D

Hoo rah...

Quote: Lee @ 30th March 2016, 5:06 PM BST

Lee PASSED his driving test!

:D

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UnbeLEEvably well done!

Hurray!

Cheers peeps!

No one died zooo!

Double hurray!

Quote: Lee @ 30th March 2016, 8:44 PM BST

No one died zooo!

Except Daryl. ;)

Don't even!

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