Quote: lofthouse @ 27th March 2016, 10:03 PM BSTI've had a great idea for a TV show
I spend time with various bushmen and tribes people in remote places in the Amazon jungle etc
Not to see how they live and hunt and stuff
But I basically just act like a total dick while I'm with them
So when one of them is stalking a dear or something quietly and is about to fire an arrow at it - I would run up behind him and kick up up the arse and staring screaming and shouting to scare it off
And I would take loads of booze with me and get completely pissed and try it on with the elders wife
I'd also take a big ghetto blaster and about 3 in the morning whilst everyone is fast asleep is start playing the Sex Pistols at full blast
I could throw rocks at them when they're in they're canoes etc etc
And just generally act like a total cock until they threaten to drag me deep into the jungle and stab me to death with sticks
This makes me wish Dennis Pennis was still alive.