Status report - Page 5909 - British Comedy Guide

Monday 28th March 2016 9:57pm

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Quote: lofthouse @ 27th March 2016, 10:03 PM BST
I've had a great idea for a TV show

I spend time with various bushmen and tribes people in remote places in the Amazon jungle etc

Not to see how they live and hunt and stuff

But I basically just act like a total dick while I'm with them

So when one of them is stalking a dear or something quietly and is about to fire an arrow at it - I would run up behind him and kick up up the arse and staring screaming and shouting to scare it off

And I would take loads of booze with me and get completely pissed and try it on with the elders wife

I'd also take a big ghetto blaster and about 3 in the morning whilst everyone is fast asleep is start playing the Sex Pistols at full blast

I could throw rocks at them when they're in they're canoes etc etc

And just generally act like a total cock until they threaten to drag me deep into the jungle and stab me to death with sticks

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Laughing out loud This makes me wish Dennis Pennis was still alive.

lofthouse

Monday 28th March 2016 10:02pm

Nowhere

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Wow that's weird

I actually dug out my Dennis Pennis DVD yesterday afternoon!

Chappers

Monday 28th March 2016 10:13pm

Surrey

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Quote: lofthouse @ 28th March 2016, 11:02 PM BST
Wow that's weird

I actually dug out my Penis DVD yesterday afternoon!

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I don't wish to know that. Kindly leave the forum.

Definitely Tarby

Monday 28th March 2016 10:36pm [Edited]

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Paul Kaye must have had balls of steel to do that and the insults were razor sharp. If a celebrity could charm their way out of the punchline they were alright lol It was like a Pennis seal of approval.

In an interview Kaye said that before filming he and his producer Lucy Robinson would go to a pub in London for a few stiff drinks and he would take speed before being let loose (doesn't mention that Lucy did this) At first I wasn't sure if I liked the idea tax payers were paying him to get pissed and take drugs before going on camera for the BBC but then I thought fair play to him! You had to be on something to stand up to celebrities bodyguards and be as relentless as he had to be to get a reaction.

I'm desperate for Perfect World to be released on DVD because Kaye is great in that as a despised arrogant yuppy.

I have access to a load of TV channels this week that I can't normally get so I've been watching back to back episodes of Judge Judy, Pawn Stars and Air Crash Investigation. I really should have planned something a bit more constructive for two weeks off work.

Ben

Monday 28th March 2016 11:10pm [Edited]

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Oooh, I'm meeting Tony Robinson on Saturday! That's right, Sir Tony Robinson of Baldrickshire!

I'm involved with some documentary about a children's TV show he did in the 80s (Tales from Fat Tulip's Garden) and he's coming along to chat about the show!

Definitely Tarby

Monday 28th March 2016 11:48pm [Edited]

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Any event with Tony Robinson is guaranteed to be a blast because he seems to have that persona and energy that uplifts everyone. Please get a selfie of you having a pint with him. The best bits of Time Team are when they down tools for a well earned pint.

I had to Google Tales from Fat Tulip's Garden because I was surprised it was something I hadn't heard of but it was on ITV and I always tuned in to BBC 1 when I got home from school. I probably missed a lot of good shows because I never tuned in to children's ITV and this looks like a prime example.