Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 26th March 2016, 9:22 AM GMTKeep harping on...
Wrong instrument, what you need is a plucker.........
I make no apologies zooo, am now stuck in a groove and this is the most tasteful one I could find - the others wouldn't have been acceptable I am sure and I wouldn't want to offend you. 
Men are such simple creatures...
Tracey Emin favours rocks, apparently.
Good to know I'm not alone . . .
Quote: fopdoodle @ 26th March 2016, 11:26 AM GMTTracey Emin favours rocks, apparently.
Good to know I'm not alone . . .
Yeah but then you probably don't smoke it like she "possibly" does.
Quote: zooo @ 26th March 2016, 11:19 AM GMTMen are such simple creatures...
Aw shucks, you say the sweetest things 
Quote: zooo @ 26th March 2016, 11:19 AM GMTMen are such simple creatures...
I lost hope in humankind with the Wrecking Ball video. It was like an epiphany in reverse. 100 years of radical feminism and a woman has to give a slegehammer a f**king blow job to get on the telly. Nice one, Miley!
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 26th March 2016, 12:01 PM GMTI lost hope in humankind with the Wrecking Ball video. It was like an epiphany in reverse. 100 years of radical feminism and a woman has to give a slegehammer a f**king blow job to get on the telly. Nice one, Miley!
Well I do believe work dried up once he and Steve Wright could no longer do the Radio 1 Roadshow.
Quote: Sarc @ 26th March 2016, 11:49 AM GMTYeah but then you probably don't smoke it like she "possibly" does.
Hot rocks. 
Quote: lofthouse @ 26th March 2016, 12:18 PM GMT
That's brilliant. I never thought I would look at a man that way again.
Quote: zooo @ 26th March 2016, 10:26 AM GMTAnother nude model pretending to play the cello, is what I think you mean.
I don't think it's even a photograph.
Quote: fopdoodle @ 26th March 2016, 11:26 AM GMTTracey Emin favours rocks, apparently.
Good to know I'm not alone . . .
I spent some time by her bed recently.
I must introduce you to a my friend Kat, she looks remarkably like Her
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 29th March 2016, 2:51 AM BST
That is Josie Lawrence isn't it!
I think she's gorgeous too - in spite of the accent!
Quote: Sarc @ 29th March 2016, 12:06 PM BSTI must introduce you to a my friend Kat, she looks remarkably like Her
I would be very grateful for any date you can set up for me and we can discuss some kind of recompense afterwards. I've always liked the name Kat so that's the perfect ice breaker 