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Work again. Phone conversation today.
Other person: This happened, it's not right and needs to be fixed. I am very annoyed.
Me: Sorry about that. I wasn't given the right information and that is why it happened. I will try and fix it for you right now, let me phone other people to make this happen
Them: It's just not right.... I want it fixed now.....blah...blah ...fix it now ....blah
Me: I understand. I'm going to try and fix it for you, but to do that I need to stop talking to you so that I can use my phone to call other people.
Them: Blah Blah
In the end it took me less time to fix it than the length of time they complained.
People cutting down trees and hedges. It's just constant. What the f**k do people have against trees?
What's wrong with having a bit of shade, nature, privacy and colour around you? I don't want to have a clear view of your shitty shed and crappy washing line, and I don't want you looking over my garden from every window in your damn house.
FUCK OFF.
I totally agree Zooo. When we were house hunting everyone was bragging about their "Low maintenance garden" it was hard to find a lush one, but we did. It's got bats, birds and is now the favourite hunting ground for all the cats in the neighbourhood.
Aw, that sounds perfect! If I had it my way I would literally live in a forest.
I grew up with a very tree-filled garden with little secret corners and wild animals and fun overgrown bits. Obviously not every garden can be like that, but when most people are lucky to have even one solitary tree, why do they seem so desperate to cut the bloody thing down?
When I run the world that's my first law. No cutting down trees (unless it's actually diseased and infecting other trees). I don't give a shit if it's making the bottom 20% of your garden slightly darker than you wanted or you want to park your second car there. THE WORLD DOESN'T EXIST TO PLEASE YOUR EVERY FUCKING WHIM.
I've gone ragey again.
A few years ago some neds got into our garden and set a tree at the bottom on fire. Bad enough that the fire brigade were called. However I could see that it hadn't entirely died and insisted we give it time to revive. This drove my ex-next door neighbour mad, I think. She was utterly desperate for us to cut the thing down - constant hints. After a couple of years we did have to, but it obviously got on her wick (maybe that's why she sold up ). 
Quote: zooo @ 24th March 2016, 2:56 PM GMTAw, that sounds perfect! If I had it my way I would literally live in a forest.
Me too, but then already we have overcrowding in the forest.
What I don't understand is we go walking and find loads of black plastic poo bags dropped everywhere. Why put it in a bag in the first place ? In millions of years times, scientist will be examining fossilised poo in bags, imagine the hypothesis they will come up with. A coffin for the poo ? Dogs had trained us to pick up their poo ?
I work in a hospital and it pisses me off when I have enter the hospital by walking past patients in pyjamas connected to drips puffing on a f**king fag!
If you don't care about your health f**k off back home and save the NHS wasting money on you.
Quote: Chappers @ 24th March 2016, 7:38 PM GMTI work in a hospital and it pisses me off when I have enter the hospital by walking past patients in pyjamas connected to drips puffing on a f**king fag!
If you don't care about your health f**k off back home and save the NHS wasting money on you.
Can't they just make it a no-smoking zone?
Quote: Lazzard @ 25th March 2016, 9:41 AM GMTCan't they just make it a no-smoking zone?
They do at our local hospital with notices plastered everywhere and it has been in the papers on a regular basis with a lot of sabre rattling, but it makes no difference as people still do it and there is not a lot the management can do about it as it is rife.
I fekkin hate how poor people instinctively know just how far they must move aside to ensure my Bentley gets scratched in a narrow lane.
Quote: Flook @ 25th March 2016, 10:04 AM GMTI fekkin hate how poor people instinctively know just how far they must move aside to ensure my Bentley gets scratched in a narrow lane.
Would you rather they scratched it?
Quote: Chappers @ 25th March 2016, 5:14 PM GMTWould you rather they scratched it?
His was a convoluted sentence but I think he was saying that they DO scratch it.
Mr liar/war criminal Blair and his equally venal,repulsive wife. Enjoy your millions. Thats "socialism" folks.
Quote: paulted @ 25th March 2016, 7:34 PM GMTMr liar/war criminal Blair and his equally venal,repulsive wife. Enjoy your millions. Thats "socialism" folks.
I don't think he ever pretended to be socialist
Anyway, Tony's foreign policy in the Middle East was supposed to make the world a better and safer place
How'd that work out Tone?
Let's ask the Belgians
F**king demented twat