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Hah, this feels like such a silly/personal thing to be talking about. (Sorry, Liza!) Just saw a few anecdotal comments from people saying things like 'I know her and sorry girls, she's not'. Etc.
But who knows! There may be hope for ladies out there yet.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 23rd March 2016, 9:53 PM GMT

Jennifer Saunders.

Jennifer Saunders was my first proper crush. Nobody cares about this. Not even me.

Quote: Sarc @ 12th March 2016, 5:15 PM GMT

had a soft spot for.

That's old age.

I don't mean this as sexist cos I was the same over Mel C, but I thought it was funny when George Clooney got married and 91742937005 fat ugly old slappers on Facebook sobbed, 'This is the saddest day of my life.' Like it radically reduced the chances of the two of 'em getting it on. 'Yershe, der wash HOPE before thaaaat...'

And the chances of you and Mel C? At least I've seen her in person.

Quote: Chappers @ 24th March 2016, 7:13 PM GMT

And the chances of you and Mel C? At least I've seen her in person.

Wa-hey! Where did that happen...at a Spice Girls gig? :P

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 24th March 2016, 7:55 PM GMT

Wa-hey! Where did that happen...at a Spice Girls gig? :P

No - she was a prostitute.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th March 2016, 9:32 AM GMT

Exactly, but you say she has mentioned "him" on the radio?

Thinking about it maybe I'm mistaken. I tend to listen to her when I'm out driving so not paying full attention and she does talk about her family life growing up a lot so maybe I've got it confused with that. She could read out an email from someone talking about their husband's quirks and Liza will say something like "I can relate to that" so it could be comments like that which have mislead me.

I've wanted to call in to her show for ages and this is a good reason so tune in this Saturday folks! :D She is very funny though and has an upbeat nature that is endearing and slightly addictive.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 24th March 2016, 2:01 PM GMT

Jennifer Saunders was my first proper crush. Nobody cares about this. Not even me.

I don't mean this as sexist cos I was the same over Mel C, but I thought it was funny when George Clooney got married and 91742937005 fat ugly old slappers on Facebook sobbed, 'This is the saddest day of my life.' Like it radically reduced the chances of the two of 'em getting it on. 'Yershe, der wash HOPE before thaaaat...'

Don't worry ladies. I'm available.

Jennifer Saunders was an early crush for me too in the Comic Strip days. Way before that, I'm pretty sure my first crush was Soo from The Sooty Show. But this was (as far as I remember) a non sexual crush.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 24th March 2016, 10:07 PM GMT

I'm pretty sure my first crush was Soo from The Sooty Show. But this was (as far as I remember) a non sexual crush.

One would certainly hope so. :O

Rebecca Front is someone else who makes me feel like sneaking off to the bathroom clutching a copy of Girly World.

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 24th March 2016, 10:16 PM GMT

Rebecca Front is someone else who makes me feel like sneaking off to the bathroom clutching a copy of Girly World.

Good God yes, there's something about her that's definitely appealing. Not sure what it is exactly but it's there.

A teenage crush of mine but she still makes my knees wobbly, Sophie Ellis Bextor.

Hayley Atwell too, saucy little minx that she is. She can nick my chips any day

My wife made me stop talking about Mel C. Things will never be the same again.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 24th March 2016, 7:55 PM GMT

Wa-hey! Where did that happen...at a Spice Girls gig? :P

I worked as an extra with them when they did the Brit Awards
The one with the Union Jack dress

I wasn't looking at Mel C much though
I only had eyes for Geri, Victoria, Emma, and Mel B a bit

That's the opposite of me. I can proudly say the others got splashback at best.
The Pied Piper of Hamlyn. 5000 kids running after one man. That's a priest in reverse.

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I can't help it, I'm kind of into manbuns at the moment.

Quote: zooo @ 25th March 2016, 11:40 AM GMT
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I can't help it, I'm kind of into manbuns at the moment.

I've seen that hairstyle before. Ah, yes...

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