Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th March 2016, 6:52 PM GMT
No wonder the priesthood is in disrepute, fancy stealing poor E.T's hands.
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Ben's in the mood for baking, but it's far too late for that malarkey.
Munchies?
Gluttony.
Why has Ben suddenly reappeared when Manchester United are STILL crap?
Went to see Sam Simmons last night. I Wasn't sure if I would enjoy it but came out with ribs sore from laughing so much without been entirely sure why I found a lot of it funny.
Quote: Ben @ 12th March 2016, 2:20 PM GMTBy the end of July, Ben should be a father.
Congrats to Ben and the Ben dynasty.
Quote: sootyj @ 19th March 2016, 10:35 AM GMTCongrats to Ben and the Ben dynasty.
My congratulations too the family of 'Gentle' Ben. We need to breed the BCGers of the future! My son's eight and already loves Brian Butterfield.
Went to my mum's and her pond is full of frog spawn.
Can you eat it? We eat Caviar, Cod Roe and (The French) Frogs legs.
Just because you can eat it, doesn't mean you should.
Think of the poor frog children. 
Quote: zooo @ 19th March 2016, 4:28 PM GMTJust because you can eat it, doesn't mean you should.
Think of the poor frog children.
I only wondered because the pond is not that healthy and I never see young frogs. The fact is that frogs go to spawn where they were born and I think it will just all die off.
Ben needs to take the rubbish out, but it's cold out there and he's in a dressing gown.
Can't Ben's man servant do it?
Or perhaps Ben could do it in the third person?
There must be some smart statement about brass monkeys and balls but I'm too tired to think of it.
Ah yes keewik, I'm glad you popped in. Have been doing some research for an Only Connect question, and this came up on Prince Charles - what'dya think? 
Two of his titles are PRINCE OF SCOTLAND and GREAT STEWARD OF SCOTLAND................(stands back as her head explodes a la "Scanners" 
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