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People who make jokes about cancer have just got a different sense of tumor.
I tried a gag about cancer last night.
It killed.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 16th March 2016, 9:47 AM GMTWhen porn actors prepare, do they need a dress rehearsal?
Or, perhaps, an undress rehearsal?
Having a girlfriend in a wheel chair means we can park anywhere, she's my disabled Bae.
Quote: Reg N @ 17th March 2016, 9:03 AM GMTI tried a gag about cancer last night.
It killed.
I tried a gag about cancer last night.
It died.
....
is better.
Quote: billwill @ 17th March 2016, 1:04 PM GMTI tried a gag about cancer last night.
It died.....
is better.
...Maybe
Anyway, I'm giving up on gags about cancer, pedophilia and necrophilia.
I'm moving on to darker stuff.
Quote: gappy @ 17th March 2016, 10:32 AM GMTQuote: Michael Monkhouse @ 16th March 2016, 9:47 AM GMTWhen porn actors prepare, do they need a dress rehearsal?
Or, perhaps, an undress rehearsal?
Or perhaps it's just a f*cking rehearsal !
My cat got his head stuck in a jar of gurkins. He was in a pickle.
Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 17th March 2016, 1:53 PM GMTOr, perhaps, an undress rehearsal?
Or perhaps it's just a f*cking rehearsal !
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Just back from my lobotomy.
That's a load off my mind.
I made an arse of myself at the Doctors, or as the French say, le bottom me.
I made an arse of myself at my sculpture class.
That's why they asked me to leave.
Why is sneezing like wanking? It ends in a-tiss-ue.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 18th March 2016, 6:23 AM GMTWhy is sneezing like wanking? It ends in a-tiss-ue.
Remember the old joke?
"Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm"
"What are you taking for that?"
"pepper"