An Arab is tied and blind folded to a chair, a man (masked) is torturing him (he has a ridiculous mockney accent).
Arab
Please stop, I don't know anything, for the love of God I have a family.
Man
I don't care if you know nothing, because by the end of the night, that's be all you'll be able to say nothing.
Arab
Oh God no please, I'm just an innocent taxi driver.
Man
It's a shame, but hey to lighten the mood, I'm going to tell you a joke. You'd like that, every one likes jokes? What's got 2 broken arms, 2 crushed testicles, and a cricket bat up it's anus.
A soldier walks in.
Soldier
Sorry Harry, the Guardian's leaked that you're here, you're going to have to go home.
Man(now obviously Harry)
It's not bloody fair, I never get to have any fun.
Arab
Can I go.
Soldier
Sorry there's another spoilt privileged idiot wants to play torture the Arab.
VO (George Bush)
Wee hoo, Muhamed don't go no where I'm a coming to getcha,
