Small penis charity

There are so many charities, there's charity's about everything. You can literally make a charity about anything and government exempt tax.

I was thinking of the chartity that would make the most money

and I came up with "the small penis charity"

think about it thousands of women donating men donating.

and they can post those viagra ads legally on TV

don't we love those online viagra adds

like there not using photoshop to extend the penis

but what if there actually was a way to make a penis bigger?

what women wouldn't donate or man? I'd win a political race with that.

More viagra for me you know, I just love free stuff

yeah but I'd take it further, not only can we make it better but well make your penis better looking

(audience laughs)

If she says you got a nice cock it just means it's just nicer than the worst and probably because you shaved

(audience laughs)

Don't kid yourselfs women do not like the look of a penis, I thinkthat's why most women close there eyes during sex

they just don't wanna see that penis right

(audience laughs)

You think they close there eyes cause there just in bliss
no there keeping there eyes closed cause they no the end is coming soon and don't wanna see it

but damn women love the feel of it inside so its a catch 20 2

but yer if there was a chartiy small penis make it larger better looking

you know remove the vienes

(audience laughs)

make an online website, put pictures up top penises they can vote

I fell like I've said penis like 20 times for a straight man

probably only the rich and elite could afford it though

he got a million dollar penis
but old as hills

thats why they invented alchohol right

thanks for having me

It might be a little bit optimistic scripting all those audience laughs...

Quote: beaky @ 29th February 2016, 9:49 AM GMT

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i'm not best writer not saying I am but I certainly can see the world and have premise for jokes that I think a great comedian can take and iterpreat

Im a writer not a comedian

Quote: comedywriter dude @ 29th February 2016, 8:45 AM GMT

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That made me smile.

But apart from that unintended item...sorry I can not see any jokes here at all...

Quote: beaky @ 29th February 2016, 9:49 AM GMT

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Come on..

(audience laughs)

Aren't you being a little..

(audience laughs)

harsh?

(audience laughs)

Your penis has vines?

Does that mean it only lasts for 6 seconds?

Seriously this is weak, self-indulgent stuff and joke free.

Write it as an actual routine structure to it so you're building up to punchlines etc

i don't think people would contribute to a charity that aimed to in some way contribute to help men with small penises. So straight away the bit doesn't seem honest / true to me .

I don't think this is really anything much that concerns wider society and is mainly an issue in a man's mind. However I think there may be something in the idea that actually size isn't the main problem , rather it's the look of it.

Again I would encourage you to check your spelling and grammar because again I found myself second guessing what you meant a few times during the read