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I reckon Chappers had been indulging again.

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th February 2016, 8:41 PM GMT

Well I saw her - perhaps you saw an Alice. :P

I missed her as I had to go to see Devon Allman.

Quote: Chappers @ 25th February 2016, 12:15 AM GMT

I missed her as I had to go to see Devon Allman.

50 minutes in...........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0717t2m/the-one-show-24022016

Oooh the Welsh one off of that there One Show p, Alex something or other and Aisling Bea.

Quote: Sarc @ 25th February 2016, 6:44 PM GMT

Oooh the Welsh one off of that there One Show p, Alex something or other and Aisling Bea.

Yes very much so but Sandie was like Aisling 40 years ago.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 25th February 2016, 9:21 AM GMT

50 minutes in...........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0717t2m/the-one-show-24022016

Watching it now thanks.

Well considering she nearly 70 I think she still looks good. And a good sense of humour too.

Bradley Walsh is quite fanciable. Watching, The Chase, I find him an entertaining and twinkly eyed host. Fanny Chmelar, anyone?

The very very funny Morgana Robinson 'has a lovely set' as Mary Berry pointed out on the Sport Relief Bake Off.

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Not always attractive though
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Quote: Chappers @ 24th February 2016, 5:59 PM GMT

Lady Jane in Lovejoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYftoRFfrGE

Lady Jaye in G.I. Joe

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Although she looks to me like she's loosely based on our very own Queen when she was young
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Quote: TheBlueNun @ 8th February 2015, 10:05 PM GMT

Alex Kapranos from Franz Ferdinand. Yum.

One for mother superior:

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I fancy any woman who would have me. No girl too fat for me. In fact I like a woman who's behind reminds me of a plate of jello.

Skinny woman are good for a night out but you want to marry a real woman not a Barbie doll impersonator.

That's the most beautiful thing I ever heard.
My wife's attractive. I'd shag her.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 26th February 2016, 8:52 AM GMT

One for mother superior:

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Quadruple yum! I had to laugh about Kapranos' annoyance about Wikipedia edits trying to underline the fact that he was born in England rather than Scotland.

Quote: NeilMeyer @ 28th February 2016, 10:22 AM GMT

I fancy any woman who would have me. No girl too fat for me. In fact I like a woman who's behind reminds me of a plate of jello.

Skinny woman are good for a night out but you want to marry a real woman not a Barbie doll impersonator.

Barbie's been re-imagined in tall, petite and curvy dolls these days!

Quote: JuliaR @ 25th February 2016, 10:55 PM GMT

Bradley Walsh is quite fanciable. Watching, The Chase, I find him an entertaining and twinkly eyed host. Fanny Chmelar, anyone?

He cheated on a Nolan once (allegedly). Mr TBN saw him in London and said that he's rather short IRL. Saying that, he's a cracking host and twenty times better than Ben 'Personality Bypass' Shepard.

Quote: JuliaR @ 25th February 2016, 10:55 PM GMT

Bradley Walsh is quite fanciable.

Whenever I think of him, I think of his first appearance on the Royal Variety Performance (I think it was his first time on TV) when he did his "old veteran" car park attendant skit - very funny.

Sorry to go over this again, but:
Cameron Diaz I would shag and Kirsten Dunst I would have sex with but Melanie C I would make love to. I would take Cameron Diaz to bed, but I would invite Kirsten Dunst for a kebab and then take her to bed, but I would invite Melanie C for a kebab AND offer to pay for it and then take her to bed. I'm the last romantic.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 5th March 2016, 12:07 PM GMT

Sorry to go over this again, but:
Cameron Diaz I would shag and Kirsten Dunst I would have sex with but Melanie C I would make love to. I would take Cameron Diaz to bed, but I would invite Kirsten Dunst for a kebab and then take her to bed, but I would invite Melanie C for a kebab AND offer to pay for it and then take her to bed. I'm the last romantic.

...and what does your Mum think about almost this sordid scenario Michael? She won't be pleased if she has to wash the candlewick bedspread afterwards, as they're a beggar to dry at the moment.

My mum? I'm the only guy in Europe she hasn't had sex with.

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