I dont smile unless I'm being hung upside down.
How many people have you slept with? Page 3
Man...what's with the lack of smiling coming from comedy buffs?
It's cause they have no sense of Joy...
....plus a stroke.
Too far?
Quote: Charley @ March 2, 2008, 11:22 PMI think you would all be suprised at my answer.
50.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ March 3, 2008, 12:00 AMIt cause they have no sense of Joy...
....plus a stroke.
Too far?
On this site?!
Quote: Charley @ March 2, 2008, 11:22 PMIt is alright for you dave, you can count your's on one finger.
I think you would all be suprised at my answer.
I was married for the first time, for 10 years. I was hardly ever unfaithful.
I have been with my 2nd husband for 8 years, maried for nearly 4. I have remained faithful so far.
I am always open for suggestions & cock though!
We all know how good she is at her fictional accounts.
And of course she would say she's faithful now wouldn't she.
Well I am. So far.
Quote: Charley @ March 3, 2008, 12:52 AMWell I am. So far.
At 1.39 on Monday morning 3 March.
Quote: David Chapman @ March 3, 2008, 1:41 AMAt 1.39 on Monday morning 3 March.
How do you have sex with 1.39 women? Was the second a midget?
Quote: Curt @ March 3, 2008, 10:12 AMHow do you have sex with 1.39 women? Was the second a midget?
I was a Bluecoat at Pontins in '94 and in that short four months I put Peter Stringfellow to shame. Amazing what effect a blue jacket and a microphone has on the ladies!
And then I left and didn't have sex again for about 2 years. The reality check was quite depressing. 
Who needs human women when you have your own tiny alien. She looks like she's really into you.
Quote: Perry Nium @ March 3, 2008, 11:14 AMI was a Bluecoat at Pontins in '94 and in that short four months I put Peter Stringfellow to shame. Amazing what effect a blue jacket and a microphone has on the ladies!
And then I left and didn't have sex again for about 2 years. The reality check was quite depressing.
Must have been some comfort for a job like that.
Is it true you can't become a Blue Coat, unless you kill a Butlins Yellow coat first?
Quote: sootyj @ March 3, 2008, 11:24 AMMust have been some comfort for a job like that.
Is it true you can't become a Blue Coat, unless you kill a Butlins Yellow coat first?
Actually it's Haven Yellow Coats (Havenmates) and Butlins Redcoats. You have to kill two Havenmates or one Redcoat. Or seriously wound Shane Richie.
Which did you kill?
I worked as a youthworker in Eastern Europe for a few months, no colour coats, no murder. Just much cheap vodka, more cheap beer, and lashings of Uniqum. And liberal attitudes to every thing.
n.b. Haven mate, sounds a tad like a shaven haven mate, my next holiday may be taken care of.
Quote: Perry Nium @ March 3, 2008, 11:45 AMActually it's Haven Yellow Coats (Havenmates) and Butlins Redcoats. You have to kill two Havenmates or one Redcoat. Or seriously wound Shane Richie.