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Quote: sootyj @ 20th February 2016, 7:35 AM GMT

Isn't Outback that hideous Ozzy American hybrid that constantly wins prize for least healthy meals?

They invented a whole fried onion shaped like a rose it was featured on SeaQuest 2021, the greatest cartoon ever.

Nothing to do with Australia at all just an American invention. I don't think the men who started this restaurant have ever been to Australia. Here we do not have anything like a whole fried onion in the shape of a rose.

Strumpet

All the happy clappy Government ads featuring actors playing "normal folk" saying how wonderful it is that the minimum wage will give "hard working people" an extra 50 pence an hour. This between programmes presented by millionaire celebrities and news of 35 year old football nonentities going to China to earn £200,000 a week.

In the same vein, all the so called "dentists" telling you why this or that toothpaste is the best they have found from all their years of dental practice - no you're not, you are a f**king actor. Now piss off.

Quote: sootyj @ 20th February 2016, 7:35 AM GMT

Isn't Outback that hideous Ozzy American hybrid that constantly wins prize for least healthy meals?

They invented a whole fried onion shaped like a rose it was featured on SeaQuest 2021, the greatest cartoon ever.

Don't think I've seen them but When I first started travelling to UK I noticed lots of walkabout Bars. I looked at the menu once- most, if not all of it, I struggled to figure what was Aussie about it. I bet they serve Fosters inside as well.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th February 2016, 9:42 AM GMT

In the same vein, all the so called "dentists" telling you why this or that toothpaste is the best they have found from all their years of dental practice - no you're not, you are a f**king actor. Now piss off.

No - they are Shakira. Rolling eyes

....irrelevant tweets from my elected representatives:

Danny Welbeck you hero!!

Why are Arsenal so useless against Chelsea? - we're afraid of them.

Over the years Terry Wogan and his wit and his wisdom were a great joy to me.

Yeah.......thanks! Angry

Not sure if this is a new thing or if I have just started noticing. "News" sites or morning television shows that feature a person who was in some TV show or movie twenty odd years ago with some sort of headline like "you won't believe what they Look like Now!" They then post/show what the person looks like now. If it was a child actor they remark how "grown up" they look or if it is someone in their twenties at the time - how old they now look!

Guess What! People are supposed to age. That means that children grow up and adults will look older.

God. Agreed, wholeheartedly.

To be fair though, there is the odd one that is actually mildly interesting. I have always wondered! http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/446531/Chunk-The-Goonies-what-he-looks-like-now-Jeff-Cohen

Quote: reds @ 20th February 2016, 12:33 PM GMT

Not sure if this is a new thing or if I have just started noticing. "News" sites or morning television shows that feature a person who was in some TV show or movie twenty odd years ago with some sort of headline like "you won't believe what they Look like Now!" They then post/show what the person looks like now. If it was a child actor they remark how "grown up" they look or if it is someone in their twenties at the time - how old they now look!

Quote: zooo @ 20th February 2016, 12:59 PM GMT

God. Agreed, wholeheartedly.

To be fair though, there is the odd one that is actually mildly interesting. I have always wondered! http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/446531/Chunk-The-Goonies-what-he-looks-like-now-Jeff-Cohen

Found this "article" by accident:

https://www.quizai.com/10-gorgeous-stars-who-became-monsters

Disgusting! Not the stars, but the stupid, insulting headline.

Quote: reds @ 20th February 2016, 12:33 PM GMT

Guess What! People are supposed to age. That means that children grow up and adults will look older.

That.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 20th February 2016, 1:40 PM GMT

Found this "article" by accident:

https://www.quizai.com/10-gorgeous-stars-who-became-monsters

Disgusting! Not the stars, but the stupid, insulting headline.

That.

Why has Axl Rose morphed into Keith Lemon? Has anyone ever seen them appearing on the same bill?

Seriously though, speaking as a middle-aged woman, I *really* don't want surgery to look any younger, nor sleep in a strange spacesuit contraption like Madonna does.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 20th February 2016, 1:40 PM GMT

Found this "article" by accident:

https://www.quizai.com/10-gorgeous-stars-who-became-monsters

Disgusting! Not the stars, but the stupid, insulting headline.

Yuck. Most of them look fine, and if not, who cares. It's so stupid.

I quite hate my old face but the Gray hair is growing on me. Especially the Mallan streak.

Quote: keewik @ 20th February 2016, 8:23 PM GMT

I quite hate my old face but the Gray hair is growing on me. Especially the Mallan streak.

The Gray (grey?) hair is growing on your face?

Quote: Chappers @ 20th February 2016, 8:41 PM GMT

The Gray (grey?) hair is growing on your face?

I wondered who'd be the first to say that. And it can be gray or grey. No, I don't have a beard- yet.

Quote: keewik @ 20th February 2016, 10:44 PM GMT

I wondered who'd be the first to say that. And it can be gray or grey. No, I don't have a beard- yet.

By the way - I hope you didn't read what I wrote on the "Who do you fancy" thread.

I say dash it all, this is the UK don't yer know..........

Gray vs. Grey

Gray and grey are different spellings of the same word, and both are used throughout the English-speaking world. But gray is more common in American English, while grey is more common in all the other main varieties of English. In the U.K., for instance, grey appears about twenty times for every instance of gray. In the U.S. the ratio is reversed.

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