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Oh nice one, I didn't see that
I only noticed Chelsea messing up my clean sheet at the death

Has anyone seen the Everton match?

Was Lukaku sitting on the touch line knitting a cardigan or summat!?

So much for my dream line up of strikers, in which I foolishly included him by getting rid off Martial. Angry

For f**k's sake, it's a funny old game Saint.

This sums up my fantasy football week so far:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ZU3TGf7Iw :S

This week I bought Mahrez back
But I put him on the bench

Just letting Mahrez owners know that he's in for a bonanza this weekend

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th February 2016, 2:57 AM GMT

Just letting Mahrez owners know that he's in for a bonanza this weekend

Thank f**k for that - I need a boost of sorts in this crap week.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th February 2016, 2:57 AM GMT

This week I bought Mahrez back
But I put him on the bench

Just letting Mahrez owners know that he's in for a bonanza this weekend

It's moments like this, I wish I'd stuck to my super-sub policy. Having a Deulofeu, or Shelvey on the bench is A LOT less stressful than having Sanchez sitting there.

So far, 27 mins in, he's Arsenal's main goal threat.

I might have to buy the Leicester players a pizza if they keep Sanchez out. I'll even throw in dessert if they keep Ozil out too.

No pizza, or dessert for Danny Simpson.

A goal and two assists for me. As an Arsenal fan, I'm f**king delighted.

Quote: shaggy292 @ 14th February 2016, 2:01 PM GMT

A goal and two assists for me. As an Arsenal fan, I'm f**king delighted.

I see that we won. :)

Oh I top scored in the Clique this week despite captaining Aguero.
I think that's the first time I've done that this season.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th February 2016, 1:02 AM GMT

now they've gone and arrested Romelu Lukaku - for impersonating a professional footballer.

Laughing out loud Yes! So much for me going out of my way to take him on board AND making him captain - couldn't even beat the Average score this week and have dropped from 2nd to 5th in The Clique. Angry :(

A poor week from me, with my patented high-scorer on the bench. I did enjoy the Arsenal v Leicester game though, even though my four players involved got me the grand total of 7 points.

Is anyone playing Draftkings FF? I'm enjoying changing my team entirely every week :)

Another long wait what with matches still be played on Wednesday 2nd March, which means presumably that this week 27 won't be resolved until the Thursday. Angry

When I joined this for this season for the first time I didn't realise how frustrating it would be. :(

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 19th February 2016, 12:14 PM GMT

When I joined this for this season for the first time I didn't realise how frustrating it would be. :(

Some of us tried to warn you (and me). :)

Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th August 2015, 2:30 PM BST

Seriously George Kaplan you should consider joining up again this year.

Chappers too.

Last year it was even more fun than doing compulsory National Service. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 19th February 2016, 12:14 PM GMT

Another long wait what with matches still be played on Wednesday 2nd March, which means presumably that this week 27 won't be resolved until the Thursday. Angry

No, the midweek games are another GW in their own right (GW28).

You can tell from the fixture list for GW27 - they're not included.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ 15th February 2016, 11:43 AM GMT

Is anyone playing Draftkings FF? I'm enjoying changing my team entirely every week :)

Funnily enough, I'd also thought that would be a fun version, before you'd even mentioned that it actually does exist.

I had a quick search, but couldn't find the *soccer* version.

I probably should just stick with this one though - about as much *excitement* as I can handle.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th August 2015, 4:46 PM BST

You do realise this year's loser has to do a sea shanty at pub closing time on a London nightbus? One rolled up trouser leg!!!

I don't remember agreeing to this. ;)

Quote: George Kaplan @ 19th February 2016, 12:56 PM GMT

Some of us tried to warn you (and me). :)

No, the midweek games are another GW in their own right (GW28).

You can tell from the fixture list for GW27 - they're not included.

Ah, thank you George, that's better - I'll get the hang of it all one day. Laughing out loud

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