I think Ant and Dec should excrete the poo that is used on the show
I mean
Ant and Dec
They are used to filling our screens with shit anyway!!!!!!
HAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
GET IT??
Bazinga!
Oh I need a lie down after that
Phew
Quote: Tursiops @ March 17 2013, 9:30 AM GMTNone, but the amount I am spending on wild birdseed at the moment it would be cheaper to keep my own pet leopard and feed it on truffles.
If you buy African birdseed, there's a chance it may have cannabis seed in it. When the seeds scatter to the floor below and germinate, eventually you'll have yourself a lovely cannabis plant. Sell that and the birdseed will pay or itself.
Sir Gerald Nabarro has a pet prawn called Simon, Dawn Palethorpe, the lady showjumper,had a clam called Sir Stafford after the late chancellor and Alan Bullock has two pikes, both called Norman...
Oi Billy
I hope youve got a licence for that bee?
Quote: Tursiops @ March 17 2013, 9:30 AM GMTNone, but the amount I am spending on wild birdseed at the moment it would be cheaper to keep my own pet leopard and feed it on truffles.
I've had to stop feeding the birds because it encourages rats into the garden. 
We have 6 nesting boxes and 5 of them were used last year, now they won't be.
I don't think I've ever seen a wild rat. I've seen a couple of meeces, but they're not scary. I imagine seeing a rat would be.
That's a real shame. You need a few foxes to deal with the rats! As long as the bird boxes are too high for the foxes to reach.
We live near a river; a crummy rubbish laden eyesore. We also have a chip shop round the corner. According to the Pest Controller they are more likely to come from the chip shop than the river and there's not much we can do about it. They only come if there is bird food out so the only way to stop it is to not feed the birds. I am very sad about that.
One dog - Bruno
One cat - Nutmeg
One hamster - Coco
Five goldfish - Stripes, Blanka, Comet, Coltrane and Copper
Four African Dwarf Frogs ( not yet named as we have only just got them )
We have two cats, both are Cats' Protection rescue moggies. Tilly, sixteen, is a gregarious tortie who enjoys eating, sleeping and licking herself. Sophie, two, is a black and white feline with a deep love of the prog rock band Genesis, TOWIE and claw art.
On the subject of cats I was thinking of volunteering at my local CP centre as they are apparently in need of people to 'socialise' their kittens. I'm thinking of renting a stretch limo and taking the lucky pussies around the nightspots of south London.
I have a dog called Holly. She is a rescue dog, so what her breed is is a bit of a mystery! She looks like a boarder collie but also like a springer spaniel but also she's tiny, like a big cat??
My dog Bruno is a Bulldog crossbreed, what he is crossed with exactly I don't know.
Jack Russell cross, Daisy - who is a bit poorly at the moment. Vets bills so far £750 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th February 2016, 7:12 PM GMTJack Russell cross, Daisy - who is a bit poorly at the moment.
Oh, poor old Daisy - wishing her a speedy recovery. Do you have insurance to cover the cost of Vets bills? We're with Petplan again after a disastrous flirt with Direct Line.