MrsLogicFromViz
Monday 8th February 2016 4:49pm
suburban south London
2,844 posts
Quote: Will Cam @ 7th February 2016, 11:54 PM GMT
I once worked with a twat who claimed he sank the Belgrano when he was in the navy, had studied a nuclear physics degree and had been shown round the Large Hadron Collider. He was a f**king fantasist who eventually got pensioned off from his government job on the grounds that his work had made him ill. F**king lying lazy twat c**t.
Not that it bothered me......
Were you a Civil Servant too Will? The guy I referred to was once one too, ditto quite a few of our friends, another of whom spent days drinking in the Departmental bar whilst off sick ...
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th February 2016, 12:04 AM GMT
A married couple we used to knock around with in the late 60s - her husband got thrown out of the Navy and joined the RAF (he was a skinny weed with poor health). One day we went to see her at their house by the base and she was telling us with a completely straight face that she worried about him when he was flying in his jet aircraft and quite often he would fly over their house and tip his wings in a hello to her.
Dear oh dear, she must have thought I had just fallen off a Christmas tree and it was as much as I could do to stop myself from laughing out loud.
Poor deluded cow.
Now, that's a great story! I bet that they had full use of Noel Edmonds' helicopter too?
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th February 2016, 12:04 AM GMT
A married couple we used to knock around with in the late 60s - her husband got thrown out of the Navy and joined the RAF (he was a skinny weed with poor health). One day we went to see her at their house by the base and she was telling us with a completely straight face that she worried about him when he was flying in his jet aircraft and quite often he would fly over their house and tip his wings in a hello to her.
Dear oh dear, she must have thought I had just fallen off a Christmas tree and it was as much as I could do to stop myself from laughing out loud.
Poor deluded cow.
Now, that's a great story! I bet that they had full use of Noel Edmonds' helicopter too?