How Do You Wake Lady Gaga Up???
Poke Her Face
How Do You Wake Lady Gaga Up???
Poke Her Face
When I was at school I said, I like Take That and they all kicked my head in. Teachers are horrible.
I said to my friend
I know you want a boy band tattoo, but which one, where & when?
he said Take That back now
First ejaculation, then diarrhoea, then menstruation. It's a running order.
I see you have a tight elastic band round your penis. How come?
Musical about Michael Jackson's final years. Fiddler on the Yoof.
Ellie Golding released a single in India "Love me like Apu"
I thought this was supposed to be original new jokes? come on people please stop posting unfunny jokes from the 1970's
"A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face? the horse replies, My wife just died!"
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 6th February 2016, 2:10 PM GMTI thought this was supposed to be original new jokes? come on people please stop posting unfunny jokes from the 1970's
"A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face? the horse replies, My wife just died!"
I agree, new stuff only or what's the point?
Two horses walk into a bar and everyone turns to stare.
One horse says to his buddy, "I TOLD you not to wear that Hawaiian shirt!"
I never repeat old material. Anyway, happy Easter.
Haven't I seen that jacket before?
Yes, it's old material.
Just finished reading War and Peace, and it made big impact on me.
I dropped it on my foot.
I've started a joke about a grizzly shagging. Just the bear bones so far.
I'm sure I'm losing it...........
I've started counting how many farts and turds I do when on the toilet.
Definitely 3 shits to the wind.
Hear about the constipated punk couple? Didn't give two shits.