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Coming up to 50 in March. >_<

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st January 2016, 8:42 PM GMT

Coming up to 50 in March. >_<

That's what one of the goldfish said.

I'm

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st January 2016, 8:42 PM GMT

Coming up to 50 in March. >_<

I thought you were much older than that.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 21st January 2016, 8:29 PM GMT

We looked at the wonderful goldfish who greeted us in the corners of their tanks.

Shermans or Tigers?

Quote: Chappers @ 21st January 2016, 9:48 PM GMT

Shermans or Tigers?

I don't know.

Two of them were blue if that helps.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st January 2016, 8:56 PM GMT

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Oh dear.

Scarlet fever?

Anyway, it was a nicer day for my mother than yesterday when a very small man sat next to her on the bus and kept threatening to hit the local students with his truncheon.

It's to humid to sleep. Wish it would rain. Was a bit of Thunder before but not a drop of rain. Can't wait for summer to be over.

Bleh. My sympathies. :(

Bored with my breakfast cereals, I have re-named each box after a millionaire footballing legend. Now I have a choice every morning between Alli Wheat, Coco Lukaku, Aguero Puffs and Ozil Flakes.

Quote: DaButt @ 20th January 2016, 9:07 PM GMT

Food, restrooms and gasoline can be a long way away. I had an allergic reaction back in the days of 55 MPH limits and no mobile phones, so I had to tough it out for 150 miles until I could find a hospital.

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Surely the trick would have been to drive like a f**king maniac then either
a) you get to the hospital quicker
or
b) you get picked up by the police and they get you to the hospital even quicker.

At 4am, I got out of bed and went into the kitchen. The curtains were open because of the broken light fitting. And just as I was putting a drop of water in the kettle, the orange fox walked past. It cheered me up no end.

Foxes are wonderful. We're at the season here where they're howling a lot - don't know if it's something to do with mating but I love to hear it, along with the hooting owls.

Quote: keewik @ 24th January 2016, 10:58 PM GMT

Foxes are wonderful. We're at the season here where they're howling a lot - don't know if it's something to do with mating but I love to hear it, along with the hooting owls.

Yes - they are making a lot of noises in the night round here.

I was going to put a thumbs up sign for your comments but Aaron hasn't provided one.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st January 2016, 8:42 PM GMT

Coming up to 50 in March. >_<

You don't look a day over 49 and 10 months.

Quote: keewik @ 24th January 2016, 10:58 PM GMT

Foxes are wonderful.

They are also wrongly accused, innocent men.

Quote: DougWonnacott @ 24th January 2016, 11:23 PM GMT

You don't look a day over 49 and 10 months.

I wish - that's married 50 years. Unimpressed

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 24th January 2016, 11:30 PM GMT

I wish - that's married 50 years. Unimpressed

You got married when you were two months old?

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